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Discussion in 'Other Off Topic Forum' started by darth550, Oct 31, 2004.

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  1. darth550

    darth550 Six Time F1 World Champ
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    #1 darth550, Oct 31, 2004
    What is Old?

    "OLD" IS WHEN..... Your sweetie says, "Let's go
    upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Pick one, I can't do both!"

    "OLD" IS WHEN.. Your friends compliment you on your
    new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.

    "OLD" IS WHEN..... A sexy babe catches your eye and
    your pacemaker opens the garage door.

    "OLD" IS WHEN.... Going bra-less pulls all the
    wrinkles out of your face.

    OLD" IS WHEN..... You don't care where your spouse
    goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

    "OLD" IS WHEN..... You are cautioned to slow down
    by... the doctor instead of by the police.

    "OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting a little action" means I
    don't need to take any fiber today.

    "OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting lucky" means you find your
    car in the parking lot.

    "OLD" IS WHEN..... An "all-nighter" means not getting
    up to pee.

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    DL
     
  2. LAfun2

    LAfun2 Three Time F1 World Champ

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    #2 LAfun2, Oct 31, 2004

    YO D!

    What up brotha! Why you gotta spew your personal life online like this ;) :eek: :eek:

    Btw you know the cat, that was driving the black 360CS today around 4pm around Pepperdine, with plates from BHCC? He looked lost, though he was speeding up and down the road for a while. If you know him, ask him how did he like the idiot messing with him in the TT ;) :D
     
  3. darth550

    darth550 Six Time F1 World Champ
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    #3 darth550, Oct 31, 2004
    Young guy? Dark hair?

    If so I have seen him around here. He WILL NOT race with me and I have tried. He seems more preoccupied with looking at himself in the turned in mirrors than out through the windscreen.

    Sad indeed.

    DL
     
  4. LAfun2

    LAfun2 Three Time F1 World Champ

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    #4 LAfun2, Oct 31, 2004
    YUP!! thats him Was wearing a blue shirt with a fancy watch. He loves rolling the windows down at the lights and just revving the motor for shiats and giggles. I hung around for about 30 minutes, it was fun, running up and down. I thought car was new, since now plates, just BHCC sticker. I got tired of it after a while, then went up mulholland. There was a yellow GT3 running around, that was fun. But seemed like there was a huge motorcycle accident with at least 20+ riders hanging around, and road cloased by Malibu Lake. So had to cut it short. SHould've called you. Eh well, 360cs guy was fun. Thought he was related to J, except the wrong race :eek:
     
  5. coolestkidever

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    #5 coolestkidever, Oct 31, 2004

    LOL! He knows he cant touch the 12.
     
  6. PeterS

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    #6 PeterS, Nov 1, 2004
    Old is when you pee at 7:00AM, pinch a loaf at 7:45AM.........and................................get out of bed at 8:00AM!
     
  7. dwhite

    dwhite F1 Rookie

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    #7 dwhite, Nov 1, 2004
    Old is when you sell the 355 spider and 308, buy a 550 and tell people "yeah but it is much faster". Just kidding.
     
  8. benedict

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    #8 benedict, Nov 1, 2004
    Old is when your sex life is limited to oral sex....

    specifically slamming your bedroom door and yelling "f*ck you" toward your wife's bedroom.

    Old is when your sex life becomes just like banking...., you put it in, you take it out, ....you lose interest!
     

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