There was a young man from Peru Who fell asleep in his canoe While dreaming of Venus He whipped out his penis And woke up with a handfull of goo! There once was a hermit named Dave Who kept a dead whore in his cave. She was missing a tit. She smelled like ****. But think of the money he saved!
There once was a man from Australia Who had extra-large genitalia He said to his bride, Don't try to hide 'Cause wherever you go I can nail ya'
There once was a woman named Alice Who used a dynamite stick as a phallus They found her ****** in North Carolina And parts of her @ss in Dallas
