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Lindsay Lohan to serve in morgue

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  1. toggie

    toggie F1 World Champ Owner Silver Subscribed

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  2. Dubai Vol

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    I used to take bodies to the morgue. The car crash victims were nasty. That said, I doubt the efficacy of such a program, but it's worth a try I guess.
     
    Dubai Vol, Jan 18, 2008
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  3. RussianM3_dude

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    She will hump the dead corpses.
     
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  4. 8 SNAKE

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    I think it's a great punishment for her. I used to work for a court reporting firm picking up and delivering record's of all kind's and man some of the car accident pic's I saw were, well let's just say I did not drive like Speed Racer anymore.
     
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    Yikes! I'd freak out for sure.
     
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    Why? I fear the living far more than I fear the dead. ;)
     
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  10. 8 SNAKE

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    I suspect you are right. I guess that stirring the pot is more entertaining than counting snowflakes.
     
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    Maybe she will see someone she might know. (Britney, Paris, etc...)
     
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    What do you expect from a guy that has his mom wearing a nasty dress in his profile pic.
     
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    I almost feel bad, but the first thing that came to mind was "if only, if only".

    Peter Hatch
     
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  14. 8 SNAKE

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    Hmm, I guess I never looked at his profile before.
     
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    I doubt she'll be affected by any of it. She seems so "out of it".
     
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    The way she was going, she will end up there as a patient soon
     
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    8 SNAKE is right, as that's redundant.

    Either -

    She will hump the dead.

    - or -

    She will hump the corpses.

    - would suffice

    Get it straight!
     
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    Lucky stiffs :D
     
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    As a co-worker or a temporary resident?

    The thought of Paris having to handle a corpse is really amusing. If she wigged out over having to go back to jail for a few weeks, that would probably push her right over the edge.
     
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    That's not PC :rolleyes: !!!! They are fortunate individuals who suffer from rigor-mortis ;) .
     
    HUTCH91TR, Jan 19, 2008
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  23. RussianM3_dude

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    Show the picture of your Mom and wife/GF (or a picture of your right hand.)
     
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    LL will be visiting her career.
     
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    Ahh, the smell of fresh death and my morning cup of tea. Brings back Anatomy memories. If I ever get sentenced to community service I need to look into this.
     
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