Live widget debate broadcast - SSF teleconference..........

Press Release..................


There will be a live widget debate amongst the members of a prominent south Florida car club, called Scuderia South Florida. This webcast will include SSF heavyweights, such as Ron Paul, Scott Saidel, Paul Bianco, Robert Mathias, Martin Weicholek (how to pronounce and spell Martin's last name will be the opening debate topic), Bill Olenik, and Fred Burton. Supporting roles will be on a first-come, first-served basis.

This lively debate will include the following topics:

Red or yellow
Shields
Logos
Shirts
Parking
Stickers/decals
Bong or no bong
Do pre-nups matter
Where to eat
Where to meet for caravans
Stripes on cars
Color of wheels
Ugliest shoes
Why are you indecisive
If we register with you, do we get a shirt
Is my car loud enough - what
Cash vs. credit/debit card
What is considered a post on F-chat vs a business advertisement
Euro vs US Cars
What about hats and windshield banners
Is this enough tape on my car
Uh-oh, there's a speck of dirt on my NSX
Who has 'velvet rope' envy
I thought we got breakfast with this, where are the omelets
My guitar teacher is g-d
Why my brakes got stuck
And, Who still speaks with Barton

Plan on attending this once in a lifetime debate (ok, so these things happen all the time) opportunity to cram your e-mail box with strings of meaningless banter..................

 

I recognize myself in a few of those topics.....


S

 

How about a clubhouse, then we could discuss these topics face to face instead of via teleconference???

BT

 

Hey Bill;
You can build a clubhouse in a tree in your backyard.

 

as long as it has stickers and a velvet rope.

 

You can give Fred a clipboard for the VIP list. Oh yeah, and one of those cool radio walkie talkie sets like the secret service has.
Who can loan him a tux?

 

I already called dibs as moderator and exclusive testor on the "Is it real, or is it Mamorex" debate (aka saline vs silicone).

 

Will snacks be served?

How about doghnuts - mmmmmmmm doh-nuts.


Scottie

 

Somehow most of those topics seem very familiar to me, one in particular really rings a bell!

 

What? No girls allowed??

 

I have a tux...still new, left over from New Orleans....

It comes with Ferrari Blinky Beads in the pockets....no additional charge......

It has a Valobra Jewelers horsie thing on the lapel too....need polishing though..