lizard island

gents and ladies,
i just got back from Lizard Island and thanks to stephens i have been re instated (albeit in aust only)
so many thanks to those who gave me support and to those who didnt.................................i'm on a good behaviour bond so i cant express myself, but in the werds of someone who was once famous....................


maybe later

anywoo to a more serious note, anyone die whislt i was away in exile?
anyone get the boot?
anyone buy a new car? (other than JM- the whole of aust knows about him)
anyone sell a car?
had a prang?
whatever its good to be back or front but i will and must be tolerant of other english speaking cultures. and to the cultures about 15 hours flying time north east of sydney!!!!!!

 

Welcome back!!!!

Are you still allowed to have that name/location under the conditions of your good behaviour bond?

 

welcome back goober.Kerry Packer died.....does that count

 

You can only post in Australia? Hilarious!!!

Welcome back Kot...i mean Goober.

As far as prangs are concerned, I understeered/aquaplaned through a roundabout and full on whacked the kerb yesterday. I was driving slowly and cautiously at the time (was doing less than 30km/h... how ironic is THAT!).

 

has Tina Turner bought the farm yet?

 

Awesome!

 

oh the gf's bro rear-ended someone on jetty rd yesterday, so i assume he pranged his car

 

No prangs, but my brothers car got broken into at Cottesloe beach - they stole 2 phones, wallet (cards, $200 cash), his jeans, shirt and belt.

They left his thongs for some reason.....

 

will you be getting a pro rata refund or extension on your subscription?

 

I suspect that it would be a good idea to have something less provocative.
Good to see you back though!

 

I recall thinking that at the time!

 

LOL!!

No "far canal" or "yorick hunt"?

How bad is the damage?

 

I think the car thought 'Yorick Hunt'!

As for the damage, one buckled rim, and one slightly bruised ego. However, there wasn't much I could do; one second the car was gripping and turning, the next second it wasn't! I might add that this did not happen in the XR8.

It's true what they say: oversteer scares the passenger; understeer scares the driver!

 

You missed the 45c Heat in Sydney on Sunday

 

welcome back mate, are you sure you've got the time to spare between holidays to post on Fchat ??

I thought about Lizard Island once, but the bank manager told me to .............!!! did you do any diving on the cod hole (that sounds rude but people who have been there know what I mean )

I also thought about sex with the wife but she put an end to that line of thinking , oh well next xmas isn't far away to try again (I'm beginning to think I'm santa, only coming once a year )

oh and well down Stephens

 

+ tyre, ball joint, control arm, bushes, steering rack etc etc.

Allan had a huge shunt in the ute at tassie, due to an old ball joint injury not found during repairs from a small shunt....... Only takes a small knock from the wrong angle to crack a ball joint, which could come back later and be a HUGE shunt.

 

that has not been sorted out yet, however given that i'm between a public lynching in Singapore and on detention in Baxter i will not push the pro rata point, but you are quite right Peter.

Given that StephenS did what that lawyer did for Michelle Leslie i am now thankful and the official report will be in New Idea after my people sort out the financials with their people.

 

Welcome back goober. Obviously in stephens eyes you look like Michelle Leslie. Maybe not!!!

Only news here was my parents car getting stolen last week. So much for their dream trip around Oz.

 

the marine stingers are in season so you should wear full wetsuit and gloves, I always worried about stone fish as you can never see the critters and their spines will punch right through boots and flippers !!

I'll have to bring my scuba gear down to SA for a dive, last did it in 85 when I went down for the GP. Your local boys were jumping over the side with spear guns and bags !!! Illegal in the rest of Oz on scuba...

Are they still feeding scuba divers to the sharks in SA ??

they probably didn't report the death for the same reason Disneyland doesn't mention the kids that go missing (allegedly), you know the old saying "money talks and .......... walks"

Ciao

 

he's back!

 

GT2 goes this week to the new owner but now there space in the garage for another exotic

 

why 4 u sell gt2 without even asking the goobster if it wants/needs one?

 

it was on the web for over 6 months , do you want a GT3 ?

 

please don't put that idea into our heads

 

by the way , good to have you back