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  1. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ
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    Aug 3, 2002
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    Carbon McCoy
    One day, the wife comes home with a spectacular diamond ring.
    "Where did you get that ring?" her husband asks. "Well," she replies,
    "my boss and I played the lotto and we won, so I bought it with my
    share of the winnings."
    A week later, his wife comes home with a long shiny fur coat. "Where
    did you get that coat?" her husband asks. She replies, "My
    boss and I
    played the lotto and we won again, so I bought it with my share of the
    winnings."
    Another week later, his wife comes home, driving a flaming Lamborghini.
    "How could you afford that car?" her husband asks. You guessed it:
    her share of the lotto winnings.
    That night, the wife asks her husband to run her a nice warm bath while
    she gets undressed. When she enters the bathroom, she finds that there
    is barely enough water in the bath to cover the plug.
    "What's this?" she asks her husband. "Well," he replies, "we don't
    want to get your lotto ticket wet, do we...?"
     
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  3. Enzo

    Enzo F1 Rookie

    Feb 14, 2002
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    Pat Pasqualini
    Carbon,

    You arn't implying that this woman was using her assets to receive these gifts were you? :)
     
  4. MarkPDX

    MarkPDX F1 World Champ
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    Apr 21, 2003
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    I always thought you wanted it to get wet?
     

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