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Lotus Elise, Jennifer Lopez, Marc Anthony...

Discussion in 'California (Southern)' started by PatrickShim, Jun 5, 2005.

  1. PatrickShim

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    I had an interesting evening...

    I went out to the Shutters on the Beach in Santa Monica (my favorite place), and after the dinner, as I was waiting for the valet to go get my car, a titanium Lotus Elise came in. Some dude that looked familiar came out of the car from the driver side, and he was telling the valet how to start up the car... then the door opens on the passenger side and Jennier Lopez was trying to get out of the car. She struggled to get out but couldn't get out (she was waiting tight one-piece dress). She looks at me laughing and went "Sir, could you help me?" :) I was like "Sure..." then helped her to get out of the car. As she was getting out, she then banged her head!!! :) While this was happening, Marc Anthony was busy talking to the valet guys (I couldn't believe he didn't come help her out...) When J.Lo. came out of the car, she said "thank you!" and was waiting Marc Anthony to be done with him talking to the valet. She was just standing next to me.... just waiting for her hubby... Then my car came and I had to leave. As I was getting into my car, I hear this familar voice saying "Good Night! and Thanks!" :) She was really nice person! I wasn't really into her that much, but I must say that she was really down to earth and nice. Yeah, it was interesting evening...
     
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  3. the_jay

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    Good job man!!! Sounds pretty cool, you shoulda got a pic!
     
  4. JaguarXJ6

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    They were cruising around Marina del Rey this afternoon.

    I didn't notice who was driving other that they were in the far left lane going slow and I was in the right playing cat and mouse with an XK8 with a driver who's balls weren't as big as their mullet.

    Sunny
     
  5. taber

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    Wish I was there.

    Hey, where are the pictures ? I think you need to get a camera phone Patrick !!
     
  6. Alxlee

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    Nice! Shoulda tried to spark a conversation with her on the car. I really would not have imagined either of them in an Elise.

     
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  8. PatrickShim

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    Were they in the Elise?

    Maybe because who was in it, but now I like Elise! The car looked awesome (with J.Lo. in it). :) If I get one, it better come with J.Lo. in it. Hahaha...
     
  9. PatrickShim

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    I actually had my camera in my car... but I didn't want to be like "hey, can I get a picture with you?"

    But I got to hold her hand when I was helping her to get out of the car... That was more than enough. :)

    She was quite dressed up? Was there any event in the area last night?
     
  10. TG

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    you almost had it patrick! keep dining there..
     
  11. SrfCity

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    Lotus Elise? Hmm, doesn't exactly seem like the kind of car you'd see celebs driving especially out to dinner on a Saturday night.
     
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  13. PatrickShim

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    Yeah, I was totally surprised to see them in the Elise... It was a brand-new car with no license plate on.
     
  14. JaguarXJ6

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    Yes, Moto, it was their Elise. How many silver Elises were cruising about on a later Sat afternoon in Marina del Rey and Santa Monica? Oh, probably.... one!

    :D

    Sunny
     
  15. JaguarXJ6

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    Two mistakes.

    First, you lived DOWN your reputation and failed to describe what color her thong was while she tried to writhe out of the Elise.

    Second, holding the hand of a gorgeous celebrity is not more than enough. You should have helped her out like a 6-pack.

    Sunny
     
  16. PatrickShim

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    Hahaha... Trust me, I tried my best to check out what's "under" the dress... :) But the angle and the position didn't work out... :)
     
  17. JaguarXJ6

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    I spoke with Darth, and he said...
     
  18. ciao baby

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    She must have crisco'd the seat to get her ghetto bootie in that car
    ///MK
     
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    Yeah....those Elise's are tight cars to get into and even more dramatic to get out of. There's gotta be some kind of good joke here.....where's CMY when we need him????
     
  21. Senna1994

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    I am surprised you didn't use her in your usually outstanding AVATAR's.
     
  22. JaguarXJ6

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    Wouldn't fit. You been drinking?? :D
     
  23. Senna1994

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    How did you guess? Mr. Lechter?
     
  24. wax

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    I'm sure my gal would just love that. I've PM'ed you the crux of the J-Lo story.
     
  25. PatrickShim

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    Yeah, and her BIG BUTT in a tight dress didn't help the process easier. ;)
     
  26. wax

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    So, when all this transacting was going on between her hubby and the valet, did she have to bend over and reach back in the Elise for her purse or someshuch, affording you the opportunity to steal a glance at the thunderdomes?

    Oh, and did you have a positive shudder? You know, where your solar plexus, lungs and abs are kind of laughing just before you do the white man's overbite?
     
  27. PatrickShim

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    She already had her purse in one hand as she was getting out of the car. Marc Anthony did not even care how she was getting out of the car. Even after she got out of the car, she was just waiting for him to get done talking with the valet guys. Surprisingly, all the valet guys (like 6 of them) were just totally all over Marc Anthony... just one guy near the J. Lo.
     
  28. wax

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    That is so sad. I mean, what do they talk about later?
    "That Marc Antony fella sure has a nice ass."
    'Oh, yes.'
    "Totally."
    'Dude.'
    "Did you see that guy hanging around her?"
    'Weird, huh?'
    "Something very wrong with him."
    'Yes, talk about missed opportunities.'
    "I'll say."
    'I mean, we're talking about Marc Antony, here!'
    "And he missed it!"
    'He's probably going to write about on some website how he missed the opportunity of a lifetime to make direct eye contact with Marc Antony!'
    "You got direct eye contact?"
    'Um, yeah...'
    "Yeah. Me, too, Yeah, that's it. That's the ticket..."
     

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