MALE COMEBACKS TO FEMALE COMEBACKS TO MALE CHAT UP LINES

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls you fat.


Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: There's no need to get on your knees and suck me off just yet.



Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator
Man: That explains the moustache then!


Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: Probably, because you seem like the kind of chick that is impossible to
shake off once you've been shagged.



Man: Would you like to dance?
Woman: I'd rather eat glass.
Man: I think you misheard me. I said you look fat in those pants.