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Discussion in '288GTO/F40/F50/Enzo/LaFerrari/F80' started by 134282, Feb 23, 2006.

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  1. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ
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    #1 134282, Feb 23, 2006
  2. rockdad

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    #2 rockdad, Feb 23, 2006
    OK Carbon, I bit. Haiku on its way.
     
  3. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ
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    #3 134282, Feb 26, 2006
    Great stuff - keep 'em comin'...!
     
  4. Alex_V

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    #4 Alex_V, Feb 26, 2006
    Can swear words be used?
     
  5. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ
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    #5 134282, Feb 26, 2006
    As the winner and his/her winning Haiku will be mentioned in the next issue of the Farrier zonE, profanity will be edited out and thusly, those submissions will not be considered; sorry.

    However, there's nothing wrong with posting the profane one here... :)
     
  6. Alex_V

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    #6 Alex_V, Feb 26, 2006
    Should not have been drunk!
    ****! Now the Enzo is junk!
    Did I learn? No Way!


    Thats my first, quickly put together and elementry version. I'll see what I can think up later....
     
  7. Sfumato

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    #7 Sfumato, Feb 26, 2006
    I lift, the rear loose
    The pole faster than bar maids
    "Dietrich" now excuse.
     
  8. dm_n_stuff

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    #8 dm_n_stuff, Feb 26, 2006
    Take a Haiku!!

    Or six.

    Email sent!!!



    Woops, a curve beckons,
    Crash unavoidable now,
    driver pees himself.

    thank you, I'm here all night.

    DM
     
  9. WJHMH

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    #9 WJHMH, Feb 26, 2006
    Entry submitted
     
  10. darth550

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    #10 darth550, Feb 26, 2006
    sent
     
  11. wax

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    #11 wax, Feb 26, 2006
    Enzo split in two
    Drunken driver splittin' too
    Bank of Scotland sue

    -

    Enzo split in two
    Drunk driver hid not for long
    Traffic and cop snarl

    -

    Malibu road
    Enzo race, crash, split in half
    Internet explodes

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    Irresistible
    Force, meet immovable pole.
    Enzo split, man too.
     
  12. Alex_V

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    #12 Alex_V, Feb 26, 2006
    SLR’s are slow
    I just had to prove that point
    Wont spend 1 day in the joint
     
  13. quartermaster

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    #13 quartermaster, Feb 26, 2006
    Haiku is a challenging form...


    Drink dawn drive racing
    faster faster, flying yet
    only parts remain

    wealth greed careless race
    used other peoples money
    why should I really care

    wealth greed careless race
    and so rich I do not care
    there remains a spare

    Probably some problems here, but fun trying!
     
  14. GrigioGuy

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    #14 GrigioGuy, Feb 26, 2006
    Flatten'd Ferrari,
    Swedish mobster, bankrupt scam:
    Sounds like Grisham plot.
     
  15. 134282

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    #15 134282, Feb 27, 2006
    These are great...! Keep them coming...!
     
  16. Ken

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    #16 Ken, Feb 27, 2006
    Sagging quietly
    Abused, deflowered Enzo
    Now expensive junk

    Ken
     
  17. stugots

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    #17 stugots, Feb 27, 2006
    Here NNO, I fixed yours into the proper dialect-

    Droonkee Inzu oovner
    Three-a hoondred neenety ieeght lefft
    Veell felooes gu up?
     
  18. rcallahan

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    #18 rcallahan, Feb 27, 2006
    Home to Movie Stars
    My Beautiful Enzo Crashed
    The World Now Screams Why?
     
  19. stugots

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    #19 stugots, Feb 27, 2006
    Carbon cries out no!
    At least it wasn't black one
    still despondent though
     
  20. sampson

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    #20 sampson, Feb 27, 2006
    Immovable pole
    Fast and breakable Enzo
    Don't need to explain
     
  21. rcallahan

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    #21 rcallahan, Feb 27, 2006
    How about this - (Done to the song "Who Let The Dogs Out?")

    Who let the dogs out?
    Moron Stefan crashed Enzo!
    Who let the dogs out? :)
     
  22. taber

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    #22 taber, Feb 27, 2006
    Gizmondo, Enzo
    Blame a scam or blame a pole
    Both crashed by Stefan
     
  23. Lip Service

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    #23 Lip Service, Feb 27, 2006
    Here's a few that I came up with, could probably come up with even more:

    Drunk Swede high on coke
    Raced his Enzo smashed up broke
    Dietrich Laugh from far

    Smashed up Enzo
    Ferrari fans suicide
    Waste of sex on wheels

    Graceful prancing horse
    Reduced only to scrap metal
    Such a senseless waste
     
  24. 134282

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    #24 134282, Feb 28, 2006
    LOL...!!! These are awesome...!!!
     
  25. ^@#&

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    #25 ^@#&, Feb 28, 2006
    hahaha I love this one
     
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