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  1. jpohl402

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    #1 jpohl402, Mar 28, 2012
  2. wax

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  3. Davesvt2000

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    #3 Davesvt2000, Mar 28, 2012
    He's now a foot shorter.
     
  4. tundraphile

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    #4 tundraphile, Mar 28, 2012
    I wonder if he would also cut off his nose to spite his face?
     
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    #5 UroTrash, Mar 28, 2012
    Wax: FTW.
     
  6. Zack

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    #6 Zack, Mar 29, 2012
    I don't think he has a leg to stand on.

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  7. Simon^2

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    #7 Simon^2, Mar 29, 2012
    That's nothing compared to what he did when his wife feigned a headache :eek:
     
  8. Zack

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    #8 Zack, Mar 29, 2012
    He cut off his foot so he would have an excuse as to why he couldn't perform his duties.

    Analogy would work much better if you said his wife wanted some ...
     
  9. Simon^2

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    #9 Simon^2, Mar 29, 2012

    Shall we apply the same level of scrutiny to your post? Do you really think he was born with only 1 leg? ;)

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  10. robert_c

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    #10 robert_c, Apr 1, 2012
    The kicker: According to the paper, being footless does not necessarily qualify Url for unemployment compensation.
     

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