One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every husband on the planet dreads to hear.. "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said let's get a pair for each outfit. We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier." I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it." Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled "WHAT?" I then said "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?" Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! ROTFLMAO !!! I wish I had thought of that one Terry, I could have used it in the past. . I will in the future, I'm sure of it !!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAahahahahahahaha, deep breath, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh man that was beautiful!
Oh come on..... OF COURSE I cut and pasted it..... My wife would have ignored me and put it all on a credit card... and I STILL wouldnt have gotten laid! Terry
God, give me the strength to do this to my girlfriend!!! (Though it is tough to find a night that she does NOT put out.)
How I miss Wedded Bliss LOL If my gf told me that I'd tell her I'd see her tomorrow & call the other 1
Just in case it's not clear...THIS DIDN'T HAPPEN!!! It's a popular story that is making the rounds. Cleaverly placed here...but NOT TRUE!!! OK?
Repost - 08-10-2004, 10:10 PM - darth550 http://www.ferrarichat.com/forum/showpost.php?p=134346195&postcount=1 12-27-2004, 11:23 AM - Modenafan http://www.ferrarichat.com/forum/showpost.php?p=134625408&postcount=187 12-13-2005, 04:16 PM - stephens http://www.ferrarichat.com/forum/showpost.php?p=135419048&postcount=35 - sorry!
hahha, am I the only one who would have the balls....or stupidity to actually do that?? Ive had an idea just like that for years, should I ever be put in that place, seems to me to get the message across PERFECTLY clear...no? deffently will be getting an iron clad prenup for sure!!!
