MARTHA not wearing ankle bracelet!

Since Martha was released, i quit my job and moved to an undisclosed location... i fear for my safety... How can the authorities imprison harmless rapists and murderers and let that crazy, psycho woman free...?!? How can Bush send troops thousands of miles away when there's a mad woman running around, right in our midst...?!? How do i encrypt my IP address so i can't be traced...?

 

I think she may have opted for the new vibrating intra-vaginal model; much more discreet....and fun.

 

LOL! Is that why she keeps running towards the property line?

 

I wonder if she is going to try to sneak out of the country!!!
Anyway nothing say's " LIVING" like stepping out of jail and being picked up by your private jet. I wish Martha was my mom!!!

 

maybe she only needs to wear it when she is at home?

 

She will be given a braclet in the next few days.

 

What are you talking about, she was put in jail because she broke the law and her lawyers are idiots. Not because people don't like her.

As well, as far as leaving the country I have heard she can leave the house for work. I am wondering if she will decide to do a show from a vinyard in frace, or chocolate factory in sweeden. I don't doubt it.

 

you are being facetious. i can tell

 

Before you get your panties all wadded up.

She was convicted because of her crime. She was sent to jail because people do not like her. She was made an example of.

Also, it’s France, not frace, its vineyard and not vinyard and it's Sweden, not sweeden

Countries are always begin with a capitol. Even Canada.

 

No. He's not. He has a secret crush on Martha.

 

Touché!! My apologies

Touché!! My apologies

It seems my fingers were ahead of my brain for a wee bit there.

It was a long and obnoxious day at the office and there is a ding in my passenger side door from god knows when as I rarely walk over there.

 

Who can blame him?

 

Can I play too?

Countries always begin with capitAl letters. I won't even get into the grammar of "... are always begin....". By the way, the capitOl of Canada is Ottawa.


Originally Posted by sjmst
you are being facetious. i can tell


Anyway, more importantly, in an attempt to hijack this thread completely - an old language riddle/thought-provoker came to mind in that there are two words in the English language that contain all five vowels (no arguing on "y") in order as they appear in the alphabet (a,e,i,o,u) - one of them is "facetious" - who knows the other? I don't.

 

D'oh!

self OWNED.

My fingers were ahead of my brain as well.

 

Sorry, amusing myself on the previous post:

"Self OWNED"

Cell phoned



No more Grey Goose. G'night.

 

"Martha described jail as a 'life changing experience'"

WTF!!! Of course its gonna be you dumb broad.

 

Can you blame him? She's a babe!

 

Don't flatter yourself.....

We all know that horse on your chest is supposed to be her!

DL

 

Doc,

Don't you know you cant say "Vaginal" here? Somebody might be offended and run to tell Rob!

Thanks.

I never would have gotten that!

DL

 

Leave Princess Anne out of this...

 

It is a bad joke that she went to jail. There're guys on Wall Street who have done a lot worse that are laughing their ass off while they stuff candy up their nose. But I'm not worried, bad Karma will get them in the end.

Dale

 

Is electronic surveillance really necessary? Can she really go anywhere and not have people know about it?