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Martin's investment advise!

Discussion in 'Florida' started by Cavallino Motors, Mar 19, 2004.

  1. Cavallino Motors

    Cavallino Motors F1 World Champ
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    May 31, 2001
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    Martin W.
    you all wanted to know how to invest: Here it is:

    If you had bought $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would
    now be worth $49.00.



    With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.



    With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left.



    If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of the beer, not the stock one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 10-cent deposit, you would have $214.00.

    Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. This is my new retirement program.

    I call it my 401-Keg program.
     
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  3. tifosi

    tifosi F1 Veteran
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    Sep 5, 2001
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    Tom D
    I like it - true german advise
     
  4. paulie_b

    paulie_b F1 Veteran
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    Jan 13, 2003
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    Paul Bianco
    I've seen this before! Duh!
    Is plagarism an offense on FChat?
     

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