Me and my family.

Well i have known you all a long time now so i think it is time you met me and my family.

This is me... Mom said I got all the good looks and no brains. I have a stomach ulcer.
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This is my mom. She has lots of boyfriends. One of them has a job. She says with a little luck I could be a garbage man one day.
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This is my brother Hank. He is in jail right now. When he gets out he is not allowed to be around animals and kitchen appliances.
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Do you guys realise that you are insulting my family

 

My grandmom lives with us in our trailer. Shes smells real bad. She likes to hang out in bars and drink beer. Grandma has sores all over. The flies are terrible.
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My mom says she is almost positive this is my dad. He lives in a Federal Penitentiary in Montana. When he gets out in 55 years we are going fishing.
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My younger sister Jill lost all her teeth. She was licking a egg beater after mom made a cake and my cousin Jimmy turned it on by accident.
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We are proud of my older brother Barney. He is 27. He wants to be a Doctor and can write his own name.
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This is my older sister Sue Ellen. She has 15 kids and they all look different. She has a disease that makes her itch.
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Jethro is my 1st cousin. He runs a tomato stand down by the highway. He once went 53 days without taking a bath.
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This is Buck. He is my second cousin. He is pretty smart. Buck is going to be a dentist some day. He does all the work on our teeth.
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You just upset Sue Ellen

 

This is my sister Jills boyfriend for now. His name is PAP 348. He fixes lawn mowers in the city. My sister says he has a hairy ass.
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This is Michael. He used to be my best friend but got killed by a bus on the interstate. I still wear his underwear.
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LOL.

 

These are 2 kids we throw stuff at. There used to be 3 of them. Mom says we can't throw heavy stuff no more.
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Jake holds the park record. He once jumped over 7 trailers. Jake crashed alot and talks real slow now. His doctor told him to wear a helmit.
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My uncle Marky is still having problems. He doesn't know what he wants in life anymore. He is a War hero and now sells perfume at a department store.
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