Mega Thread: The FERRARI F50

Totally Agree with you. Gene Berns, the alledged Ferrari Guru and editor of the SuperCar Market Letter, has been FIRED effective midnight 27 May, 2008 as my automotive consultant and advisor. Main reason; he wanted me to sell all of my so called junk and told me I do not know what I am doing.

 

DIP STICK? Your invoice just went to the bottom of the pile. Gene, the more I think about it, I think I am a Dip Stick for ever hiring you. If it weren`t for you, I would not have duplicate cars and two salvage vehicle cars. I cannot believe you are recommending me to purchase a 288GTO replica and a diablo replica that looks like an outer space creature from Marriots Great America. When I asked you to babysit my cars while I was out of town, you took two of my cars to the BP Gas Station down the street and scraped three of my rims and I have not back charged you for that because you said I should install Hamann rims for all my vehicles including my pickup truck. And what is this H-1 Hummer doing in my driveway? Did you buy that for me too? The engine on the Hummer said Ford Racing, and what is that all about? I was just kidding about having a truck that runs on airplane fuel. I hope you were not serious and went and purchased one in the ghetto?

 

Did you forget who owns the commercial property your main business is headquartered? Did you forget who floor plans for you? Did you forget about who owns the St. Louis property that is suppose to be your retirement? Also, how about the two cars that is titled to me that you are making payments?

Just a reminder, Gene,

Best Regards,

Cheep Ass

PS: Where in the Hell did you go to school. Go back to school and take English as a second language with the illegal immigrants so you learn how to spell

 

Yes, and he claims he has a Doctorate in Automotive Genetics from the University of Moscow and an Honorary Degree from Russia National University of Technology.

 

Who do you think you are NOW? A Moderator for Ferrari Chat. Boy, Gene, go take your medications and get some sleep and stop impersonating a Moderator before you get banned like you got banned for 36 months from ********** and ToyotaChat.Com.

 

I guess Dr. Gene Berns is sleeping. Have a good night, Gene. I know you are trying your best in life and do not forget that God does love you and you are here on earth for some reason nobody can figure quite out yet. It is not your fault that you were asked to be born so make the most of it, take it day by day, until your time is up. I know you are trying. Try Harper College in Palatine, Illinois. I placed a call to their English as a Second Language Department and they will take you in. Drop my name and you will get a seat on the front row. By the way, Cheep is spelled CHEAP and not CHEEP. Why not start now than later. Good luck to you my friend and tomorrow is another day when you wake up. Take your vitamins and your Paxil and do not get it confused with the blue pill which is the extra strength Viagra.

 

Oh, oh, I guess Little Gene woke up but forgot to take his medications as instructed. Gene, thanks to you, I got a warning from Dave M, the moderator, and was warned that you need to behave. I requested a personal favor and had Dave give you a second chance and not ban you because I do realize the traumatic effect it can have on people like yourself. Most people can take rejection and use that as a way of motivating themselves to better themselves, however, in your particular case, the chemicals in your neurologic system go into turbo mode and it can create devastating long term effects. Hope you have a great day, buddy, and please do not install the Koenig wing I gave you on your 1964 Ferrari Lusso. I cannot believe you drilled the hole in that classic. I checked with April from Lamborghini Chicago and she told me that they do not make custom Hamann kits for the Lusso. They are for newer cars only. As for the 19 inch rims for the Lusso, they will not fit. Possibly, 17 inch will be the maximum. Give me a call after you get settled so we can discuss some matters and please do not joke around too much before you get banned from Ferrari Chat like you got banned from Toyota Chat.Com and NastyHousewifes.Com.

Gus