Men need to put the seat down and Women need to..Fill in the blank!

I just need a good comeback to this statement, as I have been busted a couple of times this week by leaving the seat up. My attitude is that God gave women eyes to see if the seat is up!

 

I dont know?
STFU???

 

Women need to SHUT THE HELL UP! ! ! !

Its just a seat!!!! I'm sorry, its just that believe it or not, I've heard this before from my own girlfriend in my OWN house.

 

Funny how both replies were essentially the same.

 

then y dont you put it back up when ur done

 

This is one of those BS things that if said ofter enough becomes The Truth.

I call BS. Seats should be up. That's the natural order of things.

Don't tell my wife I said that please.

 

...just be glad we flushed

 

... learn how to operate a toilet seat.

Anyone want to write a manual?

You're three states away on business, and if you look at another woman, she can tell; but she can't see if the seat is up???!

 

Men need to put the seat down and Women need to put down the gauntlet. Gawd!

Note only 1 "need" is italicized - that's based out of some warped "need"

See, no matter what, they're always throwing down the gauntlet - "you better _______, or I'll, I'll... I will!"

 

I long ago accepted that women assume too much and just put the lid/seat down out of habit. As a bonus, this probably gets under their skin in a different way, but can't be argued or complained about. Just call me Mr. Passive Aggressive.

Future home designs will incorporate urinals, however. I've given some serious consideration to separate bathrooms altogether, with the men's room being completely stainless steel (not to mention the floor drain and hose for easy clean-up).

-Chris

 

I support all things u have stated. make my life, so much easier

 

Already have that, best of both worlds.

 

My reply is always the same..."You're LUCKY I put it up in the first place!"

;-)

 

...release the parking brake?

 

My reply is always the same.

I'll put the lid down when I am done if you put the lid up when you are done.

 

Having lived many years on ships it was a good idea to put the seat down as it makes a hell of a noise when it comes down by itself when the ship starts to roll (Murphy's Law decrees that this happens when you are asleep).

My wife wants the seat down with the excuse that it looks better. I retailated that following the same line of reasoning then she should put the lid down. I now insist that she does this and it is impossible for her to argue.

 

Did you forward this to SteveR yet? LMAO!

 

You use yours and all the women you lust over use their husbands bathroom?

 

thats how us coloreds do it..separate bathrooms, separate water fountains...separate theatres

 

I have the most colour here.............

 

Women need to leave that **** up! (and quit der *****in!)

 

just do as she asks.

Leave the seat down. Then piss all over it. When she complains, tell her you were just trying to do what she wanted.

When she explains what she really wants, offer to compromise... if you need it up, you flip it up. If she needs it down, she flips it down.

Or just do what I do - I sit down to pee, because for some reason leaning forward aggravates some metal hardware I have in my leg from a motorcycle accident.

 

"If you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be neat and wipe the seat"!

 

From the drought days......

"If it's yellow it's mellow, If it's brown flush it down!

 

My GF used to ***** about this. So for one month I would use the bathroom and not ever was the seat not to be found up when she went in. After the month she even commented that I was doing so much better. So I told her I found a sure fire way to remember to have the seat down. I just pissed in the sink.

The look alone was worth the month.