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Men's Thesaurus

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  1. GrigioGuy

    GrigioGuy Splenda Daddy
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    Snike Fingersmith
    (forwarded, of course)

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    Men's Thesaurus

    "I'M GOING TO THE RACES" Means: "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and get sunburned maroon, while watching real men turn money into noise."

    "IT'S A GUY THING" Means: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."

    "CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?" Means: "Why isn't dinner already on the table?"

    "UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR..." Means: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.

    "IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN" Means: "I have no idea how it works."

    "I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT'S JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND." Means: "I was wondering if that redhead over there is wearing a bra."

    "TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU ARE WORKING TOO HARD." Means: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."

    "THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR." Means: "Are you still talking?"

    "YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS." Means: "I remember the address of the first girl I ever kissed, and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday."

    "I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES." Means: "The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe."

    "OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT'S NO BIG DEAL." means: "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit that I am hurt."

    "HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING." Means: "And I sure hope I think of some pretty good reasons soon."

    "I CAN'T FIND IT." Means: "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."

    "WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?" Means: "What did you catch me at?"

    "I HEARD YOU." Means: "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next 3 days yelling at me."

    "YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE" Means: "I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse."

    "YOU LOOK TERRIFIC." Means: ""Please don't try on one more outfit, I'm starving."

    "I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE." Means: "No one will ever see us alive again."
     
  2. Schatten

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    good stuff.

    I don't receive forwards, and block people that send me them, so this is a nice change, esp since all the >>>>>>'s are taken out.
     

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