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Mentally stable... or not...

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  1. millemiglia

    millemiglia Formula Junior

    Jan 14, 2003
    925
    Stockholm, Sweden
    Full Name:
    Peter B.
    Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they
    were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the
    deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.

    Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom, pulled Jim out
    and brought him to his room.

    When the hospital director became aware of Edna's heroic act, she
    immediately ordered that Edna be discharged from the hospital because she
    now considered Edna to be mentally stable.

    She went to Edna and said, "I have some good news and some bad news".

    The good news is that you're being discharged because you responded so
    rationally to a crisis. By jumping in the pool to save the life of another
    patient, you displayed sound mindedness.

    The bad news is that Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in his
    bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry,
    but he's dead.

    Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself. I put him there to dry.
    How soon can I leave ?"
     
  2. RacerX_GTO

    RacerX_GTO F1 World Champ
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    Nov 2, 2003
    14,750
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    Full Name:
    Gabe V.
    LOL, she hung 'em out to dry :D
     
  3. stevep

    stevep F1 Veteran

    Jan 19, 2004
    8,345
    Geordie Land
    Full Name:
    steve
    quality mate
     

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