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MERGED: Feeling Old?

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  1. tonyh

    tonyh F1 World Champ
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    Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will certainly
    change things : The people who are starting college this fall across the
    nation were born in 1986. They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up. Their lifetime has always included AIDS. Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic. The CD was introduced the year they were born. They have always had an answering machine. They have always had cable. They cannot fathom not having a remote control. Jay Leno has
    always been on the Tonight Show. Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave. They never took a swim and thought about Jaws. They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are! They don't know who Mork was or where he was from. They never heard: "Where's the Beef?", "I'd walk a mile for a Camel", or "de plane Boss, de plane". They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who J. R. even is. McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers. They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.
    Do you feel old yet?
     
  2. matkat

    matkat Formula 3

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    Thanks for that tone,should you not have posted that on Monday morning?
     
  3. Mr Payne

    Mr Payne F1 Rookie

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    Who is J.R.?
     
  4. TestShoot

    TestShoot F1 World Champ
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    oh man, i remember all that, clara peller (where's the beef lady) was a schoolmate's great aunt. Also the sesquicentennial of the statue of liberty, where I rode on a schooner called the 'yankee' out of greenport, the same night my grandfather lost his battle with cancer while we watched our favorite chaplin film. when the shuttle blew up i was in woodshop, and my friend broke a bandsaw, nearly losing a finger, also that was the last year mcd's sold happy meals in those molded plastic containers. i had a shirt that said 'i shot jr' oh man, i have clear visions of allof these, i was 13 that year, and my gf sits here having me explain it all to her, she was just 3 at the time :)
     
  5. Ilezu

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    Correct me if I am wrong, but i think CD was introduced in 1982.
     
  6. coachi

    coachi Formula 3

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    i FEEL VINTAGE :)
     
  7. TigerAce

    TigerAce Formula 3

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    I think you're right, as I had some CD in college days. It was not really popular, but Tower Record was carrying some. I also remember getting them in Japan, too, during my break.

    Things like these don't really make me feel old. What does to me is when I cannot make it running HR when I hit it over outfielders in softball, when I cannot stay up for 48 hours straight anymore as I start falling asleep typing on computers, & when I pee, the force is clearly less than what used to be. (I recently found out why this happens from an urology doctor, does anyone can guess why?)
     
  8. mbmike

    mbmike Formula Junior

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    Born May 11, 1986. Starting college at University of Pennsylvania in the fall. Agree with everything there, except I do know how to use a typewritter. Or rather, I used to. I'm not sure if it has stuck with me.
     
  9. writerguy

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    prostate ?
     
  10. coolestkidever

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    Thats why my generation has I love the 80s on VH1, tells you everything you need to know. Wasnt it the girl with the blue dress who shot J.R.? Just think when the kids born in 1988 go to college in two years, they will have never lived with the Soviet Union, that should make you feel real old
     
  11. coolestkidever

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    Hey my sister goes there, but she is a year older/
     
  12. Spasso

    Spasso F1 World Champ

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    He runs another Ferrari site on the internet.........................
     
  13. BigTex

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    My Dad brought me a cassette (only) Walkman from a trip b4 they were in the US..I was wearing it during a near fatal bike wreck, and the wreckers tried to pocket it....I went after it the next day and got it back!

    I ran across it the other day.....

    Thanks for eveything, Dad...Rest In Peace

    These youngsters look good in a bathing suit. Heck it took us an hour to GET to that point back in '76!! LOL
     
  14. BigTex

    BigTex Seven Time F1 World Champ
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    Spasso ROTFLMAO..He had a thread here yesterday, in his honor!
     
  15. Feffman

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    Tomorrow is #39 for me. I am NOT getting older (in denial), I'm getting better like good wine. :)

    I remember when MTV actually played music videos!! HE, HE, HE

    Mark
     
  16. vraa

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    I have no idea what you're talking about...

    :)
     
  17. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ
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    ...for the old folks... :)



    30 Years Difference -- Where did the time go?

    1974: Long hair
    2004: Longing for hair

    1974: The perfect high
    2004: The perfect high yield mutual fund

    1974: KEG
    2004: EKG

    1974: Acid rock
    2004: Acid reflux

    1974: Moving to California because it's cool
    2004: Moving to California because it's warm

    1974: Growing pot
    2004: Growing pot belly

    1974: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
    2004: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor

    1974: Seeds and stems
    2004: Roughage

    1974: Killer weed
    2004: Weed killer

    1974: Hoping for a BMW
    2004: Hoping for a BM

    1974: The Grateful Dead
    2004: Dr Kevorkian

    1974: Going to a new, hip joint
    2004: Receiving a new hip joint

    1974: Rolling Stones
    2004: Kidney Stones

    1974: Being called into the principal's office
    2004: Calling the principal's office

    1974: Screw the system
    2004: Upgrade the system

    1974: Disco
    2004: Costco

    1974: Parents begging you to get your hair cut
    2004: Children begging you to get their heads shaved

    1974: Passing the driver's test
    2004: Passing the vision test

    1974: Whatever
    2004: Depends

    Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will certainly
    change things :

    The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were
    born in 1986. They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.

    T heir lifetime has always included AIDS.

    Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic.

    The CD was introduced the year they were born.

    They have always had an answering machine.

    They have always had cable.
    They cannot fathom not having a remote control.

    Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.

    Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.

    They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.

    They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are!

    They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.

    They never heard: "Where's the Beef?", "I'd walk a mile for a
    Camel", or "de plane Boss, de plane".

    They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who J. R. even is.

    McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers.

    They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.
     
  18. Fastviper

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    jay leno started in late 91 or early 92, i saw carsons tonight show live in 91. he was much better than leno.

    john
     
  19. sjb509

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    I'm teaching again this year at the University where I am finishing grad school. The class is all freshmen. I look out and think that these kids were in pre-school the year I graduated high school. That makes me feel old.

    There is great song right now called "1985" that comments on this exact topic.
     
  20. Gilles27

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    And they have no idea how to operate a manual transmission.
     
  21. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ
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    Who went back almost 4 months in the archives just to merge my thread with this one...?
     
  22. LAfun2

    LAfun2 Three Time F1 World Champ

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    I did. Is there a problem? 4 months or not, I did not feel the "search" button had an expiration date.
     
  23. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ
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    No, not really a problem, just a tad annoying - ESPECIALLY since it's been almost 4 months since the original was posted - which only contained half of the information in my thread, to begin with... How many new people have registered in the last 4 months...?
     
  24. BWS550

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    HI CARBIE SWEETHEART!!
     
  25. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ
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    LOL, how do you say there, fruit cake...?!?
     

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