Merged: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, 134282...!!!

hey...if i didn't get banned in my angry posts...

 

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

YOU DIDN'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Somwhere in america, a puppy just died.

 

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The Enzo you celebrating the Bday for is probably sitting deep in a garage of someone who woudn't give it a second look on a regular day. He will have it detailed and shiped to next car show so you and the like can drool over it and eat more cakes on it's b-days. The guy can barely remember he owns it no to mention how much he paid for it, that's what I call a real "Enzo Owner", he doesn't give a F@@k about it and will probably die laughing if someone told him you had a cake made for his car B-day.
Carbon, honestly It's not of my business what car you own nor is your sexuality but let me be the one to say it loud, STOP ACTING LIKE AN IDIOT because you are not.
I'm not gona piss on your parade so I will only post a link instead of an attachment, so carbon please don't click on it, you're not gona like it.
It's a reminder that even an Enzo is just a metal and plastic.
http://www.wreckedexotics.com/enzo/enzo_20040306_002.shtml


I don't like chocolate cakes thank you very much.

 

Yes he did !

http://www.mentalhealthhelpline.com/

 

Andy Cohen

 

Post whore!

 

Nope, just because this car lives in the region...

 

I'll let him go on this one.

BTW, he bribed me with a bottle of Scotch last weekend...

 

Well at least that one was all black too!
Carb loves that car. We all have cars we love, sometimes disproportionately.
I find his enthusiasm sincere, and he isn't a poseur like many on here.
It all is done in fun. Lighten up on the poor guy. He may never get one, he may, but leave him dreams. More of us need dreams to work towards.
Mein zwei pfennig.

 

NNO needs to spend more time to build a plan to get to the goal, rather than just dreaming of the goal...

 

DA MN!!! I'm in awe. You are freakin insane. I love it. I hope that one day you are just given THAT car. Just given to you. He should be like, "Here you go man, you've always loved her more than I ever could."

 

How does anyone know he doesn't have a plan? In a short time he moved to another state, got a job writing for Ferrari Market Letter and drives more F cars than we have ever seen. Yes, he is over the top, but I take that as some good evidence he might just have that Enzo some day.

 

That's what I say too.
I hope he'll realize soon how destructive is his pathetic obsession with Enzos, I'll be doing him disservise hiding it from him and he isn't even my friend.

Carbon, slap this stupid cake in your own face, throw away the 1:18 toys cars and grow up. You are obviously a true enthusiast but you crossed the sanity line, let me be the one who deliver the bad news to you.

I hope NOT, I hope he will buy himself one and one for his wife/husband
The passion in his heart for Enzos can be easly converted into other type of passion, the passion to become a succesfull businessman. Playing with toys in your mid 20s is not a good sign, stop it.

Carbon, I hope you take it the right way cause I mean only well for you.

 

Right this way.... we're just off for a quick jaunt to the asylum.. ahem, I mean we're the garage full of black Enzos...

 

Carbon,

think 134282 needs some worthy company to celebrate its birthday
Here comes the party-gang from the Nürburg Ring, Germany.
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Most useless thread, ever. At least with trolls they squirm and provide entertainment before the killing stroke.

You need a visit from the good doctor.

So much for reporting the thread.
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Wolfgang is there a gallery of yours or anything from this event? id love to get pics of all the Enzos there

by the way, happy birthday 134282. any ideas about its location(s), past and/or present?

 

One one hand, I get a get a kick out of Carb's antics here.. It's always good-natured and tongue-in-cheek. He's not going to orchestrate and execute a plot to steal 134282 so this doesn't really hurt anyone in the big scheme of things.

On the other hand, I don't even buy my girlfriend a cake for her birthday and she gives me more pleasure than any car ever could. I spend time reading and working on myself, not coming up with new ways to pay homage to a false idol. My goals revolve around being able to afford an Enzo, Mclaren, or Pagani, and the garage to store them in at a house where I live comfortably with my family. The car itself is not the end-all, be-all key to my happiness, it's just a simple part of a large puzzle that's an adventure in itself.

Carb, from what I've seen you've made some great progress but it might be time to burn 134282 in effigy and work on the big picture. It will continue to exist regardless of how many cakes and scale models you make, but your time to aquire it is slowly dwindling away.

-Chris

 

I think it's time we passed the hat for some counselling sessions. Do we have any decent shrinks on the board?

 

You know, as many pictures as Carbon puts on the board of this car, the average Fchatter probably thinks there are more black Enzos than 360s...

 

Yea unfortunately you will never see it...such a shame.