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  1. Etcetera

    Etcetera Two Time F1 World Champ
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    #1 Etcetera, Aug 12, 2005
    I've decided to become a metrosexual male...you know...to see what it is like.

    Does anyone know where I can get a good bikini waxing kit?
     
  2. darth550

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  3. Etcetera

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    #3 Etcetera, Aug 12, 2005
    Damn it, Darth, I am trying to be serious here! Don't go derailing the thread with pictures of Danny Devito's g-string.
     
  4. judge4re

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    #4 judge4re, Aug 12, 2005
    There went lunch...
     
  5. darth550

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    #5 darth550, Aug 12, 2005
    Whenever they (he/she) get involved, there will undoubtedly be a train wreck!
     
  6. UroTrash

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  7. WILLIAM H

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    #7 WILLIAM H, Aug 12, 2005
    I never got Metrosexual, does that mean you have sex with trains ?
     
  8. UroTrash

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    #8 UroTrash, Aug 12, 2005

    It means you pull a train.
     
  9. WILLIAM H

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    #9 WILLIAM H, Aug 12, 2005
    with your Azz ? or are a bunch of HOMOsexuals running a train upon the "Metrosexual" ?

    Either way thats far too complicated, I'm just a good old fashioned hetero pervert ;)
     
  10. Dcup

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    #10 Dcup, Aug 12, 2005
    that croch area looks familiar, either its venus or liberachi.....
     
  11. Tobias

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    #11 Tobias, Aug 12, 2005
    My shaving cream costs $25 a bottle. Am I metro? :\
     
  12. CMY

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  13. AntonyR

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    #13 AntonyR, Aug 12, 2005
    I have never laughed so hard Chris


    Antony
     
  14. Blackbird4life

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    #14 Blackbird4life, Aug 12, 2005
    Wow korr, you make it too easy for me. First you get pissed about me calling the F-chat a sausagefest, then you make a thread asking for matteo, now this! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Korr for president...................OF QUUEEEERRRRS! LMAAFGAGAGADGDSOOOO
     
  15. CMY

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    #15 CMY, Aug 12, 2005
    Blackbird, I'd like you to meet your new bunkmates- PatrickShim, Venusone, & Jimmy540i.com.

    C.
     
  16. racerx3317

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    #16 racerx3317, Aug 12, 2005
    Just get yourself an International Male catalog you'll do just fine..........lol
     
  17. AntonyR

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  18. TC (Houston)

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    #18 TC (Houston), Aug 12, 2005
    Too bad Gentry is not on this board anymore. I believe he was our resident expert on this subject. LOL
     
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    #19 Schatten, Aug 12, 2005
    Given the price, I can take a few guesses as to what it is. Am I metro?
     
  20. Blackbird4life

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    #20 Blackbird4life, Aug 12, 2005
    That's cool with me! ;)
     
  21. MarkPDX

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    #21 MarkPDX, Aug 12, 2005
    Did you trade the S2k in on a Miata?
     
  22. WILLIAM H

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    #22 WILLIAM H, Aug 12, 2005
    Dam, why do Gays have such a feather fetish, poor birdies, Good thing my Ostrich skin is gone :)
     
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    #23 ryalex, Aug 12, 2005
    Don't forget your "Candy Man" the nail polish for metros from Hard Candy.
     
  24. venusone

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    #24 venusone, Aug 12, 2005
    Exactly what does "Metrosexual" mean to you, Korr?
     
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