Miles Per Hour, Explained

Just a friendly FYI that this video was posted a few days back but it never gets old!

 

The officer asked, "Sir, do you know that the speed limit is 55mph?"

I said, "Yeah, but I wasn't planning on being out that long."

(Steven Wright.)

 

I might treat and HS friend I'm still close with this way. But the woman in my life, or any friends I've made post-10th grade? Not!

 

He is treating her pretty well, considering how incredibly stupid she is. No doubt she considers herself pretty darn smart too!

 

"But i run a mile in 7 minutes!"

 

I meant making a public record of it through YouTube.

 

No problem. She is too stupid to ever go anywhere beyond facebook.

 

You reckon she knows the difference between the minute hand and the hour hand?

 

Unbelievable...

 

Let's hops it's an act. Otherwise, he's an even bigger idiot for marrying a woman he feels this way about than she'll ever be.