I love these jokes and was wondering which ones you guys know. my favorite: kid: mommy mommy, billy won't stop running in circles mom: then nail his other foot to the floor.
During the '60s there was a paperback called the Sick Joke book. Lots of Mommy, Mommy jokes. I remember: Mommy, Mommy, Is Rotterdam a bad word? No, son. Why do you ask? Because my teacher has a rash and I hope it will Rotterdam arm off.
Mommy Mommy, can I have a cookie? Yes of course help yourself....you know the can is placed topshelf! But Mommy please, I can't reach topshelf, you know I don't have any arms!? Sorry son, no arms.....no cookies!
Mommy mommy, why is daddy lying in the middle of the road? Shut up, I'm shifting gears! Mommy mommy, why is daddy running acroos that field? Shut up, I'm reloading. Mommy mommy, what's a vampire? Shut up and eat your soup before it clots! But I much prefer the "guy with no arms and no legs" riddles: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs lying in front of the door? Matt What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the mailbox? Bill And on a related note: What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other? Ilene Don't EVEN get me started on the dead baby jokes....
A few more...... Mommy, Mommy, can we have Aunt Ethel for dinner? No, we still have half of your grandmother in the freezer. Mommy, Mommy, can I have a fork? Why do you need a fork? Daddy threw up and Brother is getting all the big chunks. Mrs. Johnson can Billy come out and play? Why boys you know Billy has no arms and legs. Yeah we know, we need a third base. What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call him he aint comin'.
What about a guy with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Skip What's red, white and hangs from a tree?? A baby that went thru a snow blower
