Smart Cat >A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one >day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. > >As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway. > >The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the >beast out and headed home. > >Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat! > >He kept taking the cat further and further and the cat would always beat >him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then >left, past the bridge, then right >again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe >distance from his home and left the cat there. > >Hours later the man calls home to his wife: "Jen, is the cat there?" > >"Yes", the wife answers, "why do you ask?" > >Frustrated, the man answered, "Put that son of a ***** on the phone, I'm >lost and need directions!" > > >
