From Dear Abby: Dear Abby, My husband is not happy with my mood swings. For Christmas, he bought me a mood ring so he would be able to monitor my moods. When I'm in a good mood it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood it leaves a big f#%*ing red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond. Sincerely, B!tchy in Boston
I think a nice choker or pendant with Mood stuff on it would be a very useful gift so you can look at her & know when to take cover
