CHILDRENS BOOKS THAT NEVER WERE... 1. You Are Different and That's Bad 2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables 3. Dad's New Wife Robert 4. Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share 5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book 6. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking 7. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence 8. All Cats Go to Hell 9. The Little Sissy Who Snitched 10. Some Kittens Can Fly 11. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy 12. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way 13. Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games 14. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School 15. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things ______________________________ DL
Heather Has Two Mommies Daddy's Roommate King and King Not that there's anything wrong with that. It might be a bit tough to explain to a seven year old.
Nobody Likes You, Charlie Brown. Snoopy Hates You, Charlie Brown. The Little Red-Haired Girl Is A Lesbian, Charlie Brown.
Daddy wants to be a girl When Spot plays Dead all week BoBo finds out why there are 2 beenies for every weeney Lets not waste time with the potty Fire is FUN!! Playing Dr for Dummies Your Sisters Hampster 1; Why he smells like dooky Your Sisters Hampster 2; The cat needs friends too!! Your Sisters Hampster 3; Fun with the Mouse trap