Most fun ways to die

In my girlfriends arms... After being shot by her husband.

 

Any passing that is preceded by the words, "Hold my beer Bubba. Hey Y'all! Watch this!"

 

free falling from 30k feet

 

Heart Attack during a threesome with Jessica Alba, Angie Harmon, and Jessica Simpson.

 

Heart Attack during a threesome with Jessica Alba, Angie Harmon, and Jessica Simpson while free falling from 30k feet after saying "Hold my beer Bubba. Hey Y'all! Watch this!" and jumping out with the women in tow.

 

And getting shot at from the plane by their respective boyfriends/husbands.

 

ODing on morphine of course

 

Being run over by Jim in his P4/5

 

We have a winner.

 

I'd like to go out in a space travel disaster...while on morphine!

 

Doing 200+ MPH in some super car, like an Enzo or Carrera GT, that you DON'T own, getting a blow job by whoever you can imagine would give you the best one and in an instant, you hit a bump, fly straight thru the air like in Ferris Bueller's day off and smash into a concrete wall that you never saw coming and the lights go out so fast you never know what really happened until you wake up in heaven, where you get to do it all over again with no consequences.

-OR-

A four way with Jessica Simpson, Chrissy Moran and Jenna Jameson

 

Hath thou forgotten Tera Patrick?

 

+2

 

I like that one, except that an enzo or cgt has to be destroyed in the process :-(

 

on the PCH doing 105 at age 105

 

Yeah but then you have head juice on your *ahem* head while standing at the gates of heaven, how do you get in!? You don't think Peter can smell that!? You're not getting in 'till you take a shower and pay for your sins... making that nice young girl exploit herself like that. Who do you think she is Barbara or Jenna Bush?

 

I think hot b****es get into heaven no matter what.

 

Whats wrong with flicking the det cord and meeting up with 70 Virginians in heaven?

 

Ask the people you'll murder at the same time

 

I concur. Being on a space shuttle and heading towards an unknown galaxy while on heroin/morphine (with some good music playing) would be my ideal way to go.

 

I'd take choice A.

 

(insert favorite means of dying here) ...while surfing F-Chat.

 

I want to pass on quietly in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.

 

This is one of those things you want to laugh really hard at, but your not sure it would be appropriate, so you just bite you tongue and pretend to cough.