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  1. jk0001

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    #1 jk0001, May 8, 2008
    I met a lady for a drink the other day, after 1 minutes I was praying that the ceiling would fall just so I could leave. What lines do you use to gently escape from a boring meeting?
     
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    #2 PaulC, May 8, 2008
    I once told a girl in college I had diarrhea to get out of going out. She did not speak to me for over a year.
     
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    #4 darth550, May 8, 2008
    No sh*t? :):):)
     
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    #5 amenasce, May 8, 2008
    I dont have an exit strategy. Luckily , i only had 2 dates that turned out boring but i didnt run and stayed until it ended. Too bad, one was very very cute..but she was just toooo shy .
     
  6. jk0001

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    #6 jk0001, May 8, 2008
    I've had better conversations with people on life support, than the person I was with yesterday. She was cute also, but the light was on but no one was home.
     
  7. PeterS

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    #7 PeterS, May 8, 2008
    I use to sit through LONG boring meetings as a rep when I sold semiconductors. Hours and Hours of hearing factory engineers that liked to hear themselves talk. When I smelled such a 'Bring your Pillow' meeting, I'd start the meeting by letting everyone know I may be getting a call regarding my kid that was urgent. I'd call a buddy and have them call the company I was at ( in about 30-40 mnutes) and ask the receptionist to come in with a note that the wife has an urgent need to talk to me. It worked every time!
     
  8. BorisSF

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    #8 BorisSF, May 12, 2008

    AHAHAHA

    That line is a classic

    Life support...
     

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