" Mr. President, we must not allow a mine-shaft gap! "
Otter: "He can't do that to our pledges!" Boon: "Only we can do that to our pledges!" Bluto: "See if you can guess what I am now; A zit! Get it?" Hoover: "They confiscated everything, even the stuff we didn't steal!" gotta love animal house,
Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no! Two C's, two D's and an F. That's a 1.2 grade average. Congratulations, Kroger. You're at the top of the Delta pledge class. HOLY SH** Don't get mad, get even Do you mind if we dance with your dates?
Basically, anything Spicolli says is classic! http://www.wavlist.com/movies/116/ftrh-***s.wav http://www.wavlist.com/movies/116/ftrh-party.wav
In back to school, Rodney Dangerfield is in the hot tub with a beavy of beauties and a girl is pouring him a drink and says "say when", he replies "right after this drink". Same movie he asks out his teacher for Wednesday nite, she says she has class. So he says how about Thursday nite, She says she has class. So he says how about calling me when you don't have any class.
Dumb and Dumber: "Hey, Big Gulps huh? Well, see ya later!" "Excuse me, Flow. What's the Soup de Jur?" "It's the soup of the day." "Yumm, that sounds good. I'll have that." "It sure feel great to mingle with these laid back country folk, don't it Har...." Harry:"You sold Petey to the blind kid?" Lloyd: "Yep." Harry: "Lloyd, Petey didn't even have a head." Lloyd: "Harry, I took care of it." I could quote that entire movie. ha!
Any thing from Monty Python and the Holy Grail: - You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're banging them together - Who's that, then?" "I don't know. Must be a king." "Why?" "He hasn't got sh*t all over him Monty Python's Life of Brian - Crucifixion lasts hours! It's a slow, horrible death!" "Well, at least it gets you out in the open air." - There's no pleasing some people." "That's just what Jesus said, sir. Grumpy Old Men - Tell you what's on my mind, its butt cold out here and I'm fresh outa beer.
"The shape I'm in, I could leave my body to science fiction." (From a whole film of one-liners: ) ... "But why is the rum gone?"
One of my favorites is "The person who wrote this essay doesn't know the first thing about Kurt Vonnegut"
From Scent of a Woman Lt. Col. Frank Slade: I want it wall to wall with John Daniels. Charlie Simms: Don't you mean Jack Daniels? Lt. Col. Frank Slade: He may be Jack to you son, but when you've known him as long as I have
here's one i used at the draft board "my doctor told me i'm not allowed to let any bullets through my body".. woody allen as jimmy bond in casino royal. leonard napier to john belushi in blues brothers.." you're gonna look pretty funny trying to eat corn on the cob with no f@^king teeth in your mouth" sam spade when asked what the maltese falcon was " the stuff dreams are made of ". two of many from dr strangelove.."there's no fighting in the war room and " i'll fix that damn thing if it hair lips everybody on bear creek"
Wall Street - The Greed is good speech by Gordon Gecko Training Day - "King Kong ain't got sh*t on me." Alonzo Harris "Man the f*ck up!!" Alonzo Harris
"Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!"
I don't know if you've been keeping up with current events but we just got our a$$es kicked pal! (Hudson/Aliens)