"Whoa." -- Keanu Reeves, in just about any film he's ever been in thus far.
I happened to see History of the World, Part 1 on the guide, so I watched it. Funny stuff. "Hey, count the money!" "No, it's Count de Monet." Or, "It's good to be the King." Gotta love Mel.
Superbad: 1.)Evan: "I'd give my middle nut to start dating Becca." 2.)Seth: "You know when you hear girls say 'Ah man, I was so ****-faced last night, I shouldn't have ****ed that guy?' We could be that mistake!" Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle: 1.)Dr. Patel: "I will not tolerate this business from you any longer. You have one more interview tomorrow morning, and if I hear from Dr. Wein that you are anything short of spectacular, I'll completely cut you off." Kumar: "Dad, come on." Dr. Patel: "Daddy is not coming on anything!" 2.)Rosenberg: "Katie Holmes is a nice, respectable, wholesome girl... and I'm gonna see her boobs."
The entire Alec Baldwin passage in "Glengary Glen Ross". If you've never seen it, here it is...one of the best scenes in cinema IMO. http://youtube.com/watch?v=TROhlThs9qY RMX
Fast Times: "My brother's gonna s**t! He's gonna kill us!" "Make up your mind. Is he gonna s**t, or is he gonna kill us?" "First he's gonna s**t, THEN he's gonna kill us!"
