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  1. tonyh

    tonyh F1 World Champ
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    Mr. T doesn't pity anyone who likes the Black Eyed Peas. He just kills them.

    Every time a church bell rings, Mr. T pities a fool.

    Mr. T speaks only when necessary. His main form of communication is Folding
    his arms and slowly shaking his head. And regardless of the
    situation, he is always understood.

    Despite popular belief, Mr. T in fact ended the civil rights movement by
    getting on a bus....all caucasian people moved to the back.

    Mr. T invented fools. Realizing the magnitude of his folly, he then Created
    Pity.

    Mr. T once shook hands with Chuck Norris, or so it appeared, in
    actuality,their combined power caused an earthquake, which gave their
    hands a look of shaking to any onlookers, who were probably too scared to
    accurately testify anyway.

    Mr.T once punched Chuck Norris at the exact moment he roundhouse kicked
    Mr.T in the chest. the result was the 80's.

    On the A-team, Face , Hannibal, and Murdoch were all masters of disguise. Mr
    T didn't have to wear a disguise. The bad guys didn't
    recognize him out of fear.

    23. That's the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has Taken
    you to read this sentence.

    There are only four horsemen of the apocalypse, because Mr. T is going To
    walk.

    Mr. T once bit off more than he could chew. He ate it anyway.

    Mr. T puts the laughter in manslaughter.

    Mr. T. does not break wind. He destroys it.

    Mr. T coined the phrase, "I see dead people," after the waiting staff at
    Denny's forgot his birthday.

    Mr. T's pity for fools is used by mathematicians as a demonstration of The
    concept of infinity.

    Mr. T is allergic to doorknobs. That's why he can only kick through doors.

    Mr. T's edition of the VH1 show 'Where Are They Now' was the shortest in The
    show's history. It was 10 seconds long, and consisted of a black screen
    With the words "Right Behind You" written on it.

    Mr. T once pitied the sun. An ice age followed.

    Mr. T once rocked the Casbah. Which explains why there is no longer a
    Casbah.

    Behind every great man, there is a great woman. Behind that woman is Mr.
    T.

    The last time Mr. T went to McDonald's, Ronald McDonald greeted him.What
    occurred next proved to be the most violent beating of a clown ever Recorded
    in human history.

    On all 3428 instances it occurred, when Mr. T and Chuck Norris
    both'deflower' the same woman, the resulting spermal battles have caused the
    woman's uterus to explode in a flurry of pity and roundhouse kicks.

    It took five women 2 years to give birth to Mr. T.

    Mr. T is not black. It's just that the sun is to afraid to shine on him.

    Despite popular belief, if there is a fool in the woods, and nobody is
    around to hear his jibba jabba, Mr. T is still able to pity him.

    Mr. T was fired from the Psychic Friends Network for always predicting pain.

    Mr. T's incredible greatness has been attributed to the fact that his
    genetic code doesn't have any A, G, or C. His genetic code is in fact,
    nothing but T's.

    Mr. T made his van go twice the speed of light because he wanted toProve
    that quantum physics was a bunch of jibba jabba.

    Every time Mr. T pities the fool, a pornstar regains her virginity. Then
    proceeds to lose it to Mr. T.

    The top 3 causes of death in this country are Heart Disease, Cancer and Mr.
    T ripping out your soul.
     
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  3. rsvmille676

    rsvmille676 Formula Junior

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    Gary coleman is Mr.T's Penis.
     
  4. Lemke

    Lemke F1 Rookie

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    LMAO
     
  5. jungathart

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    Thank you, thank you...I really needed a good laugh today. :D
     
  6. dretceterini

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    Gary Coleman is an ******, not a penis!
     
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  8. ryalex

    ryalex Two Time F1 World Champ
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    Despite popular belief, if there is a fool in the woods, and nobody is
    around to hear his jibba jabba, Mr. T is still able to pity him.



    Best one.
     
  10. stephens

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    LOL, memories!
     
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