A Florida State student, a Kansas State student, and an Aggie had all commited horrendous crimes and were going to be shot. The FSU guy was brought up and blindfolded. The general shouted, "Ready ....... aim..." and the FSU guy yelled, "Huricane!!," everybody ducked, and he ran away free. Dismayed at losing their first prisioner, the guards brought up the KSU student with renewed vengence. They blindfolded him and the general commanded, "Ready......aim....." and the KSU guy shouted, "Tornado!!" and fearing for their lives, everybody ducked, and he ran away free. Well, the Aggie has been watching all this and starts thinking, "They all yelled natural disasters and they got away, so I will too." So they brought him up and blinded folded him, the general shouted, "Ready ...... aim...." and the Aggie screamed, "Fire!!"
An engineer from MIT, one from Stanford and one from Texas A&M were working together on a new construction project and were working at the jobsite. Each day they would bring their lunches with them and eat together. The MIT engineer had a ham and cheese croissant everyday and after a week said that if he had to eat another ham and cheese croissant he would jump off the top of the project they were working on. The next day he had KFC. The Stanford engineer always brought a turkey plate from Boston Market. After a week, he too said that if he had to eat another plate of turkey he would jump off the top. The next day he had a fresh salad with chicken. The Aggie always brought peanut butter and jelly. Like the others he said that if he had peanut butter and jelly one more time he would jump off the top of the construction project. The next day, you guessed it, he showed up with peanut butter and jelly. At the funeral, the MIT and Stanford engineers inquired of his wife as to why she had packed him another peanut butter and jelly sandwich, knowing what he had said. Her reply: "He always made his own lunch".
