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  1. Buttuz4eva

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    #1 Buttuz4eva, Sep 3, 2004
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    i had just gotten to work this morning when out of no where i stepped out of my car and the car grew about 30ft tall and i turned around and saw this huge mean beautiful car staring me down it was breathing really heavy and then said in this deep god like voice.

    "ThAnKs bUtTuz U bE dA Buttuz4eva Zen i AM SO hAPpY nOw for 3 yEaRs i WaS COuPEd Up iN A GaRagE AND nOW i GeT OuT eVeRydAY aND I am abLE TO LEt LoosE AnD ScArE eVeRYOne We PAsS YoU Da BuTtUZ FOr rEal Zen I lOVe yOu".

    A inocent by stander saw the whole thing and was able to get a quick shot of my reaction.

    The moral of the story is drive you cars hard and fast stop babying it it wants to be dirty it wants to be loud so get on the ball guys and beat the Shiit out of your cars drive through puddles drive in the city leave a little brake dust on its just a car
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  2. sjmst

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    #2 sjmst, Sep 3, 2004
    A lesson for us all. Thanks.
     
  3. RogerM

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    #3 RogerM, Sep 3, 2004
    Dude where's the little mechanic hanging from the mechanical grips!
     
  4. pchop

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    #4 pchop, Sep 3, 2004
    Buttuz, whatever you're smoking bring some for me tonight...
     
  5. RogerM

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    #5 RogerM, Sep 3, 2004
    He'll only have roaches and munchies by tonight :D
     
  6. StoryBook

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    #6 StoryBook, Sep 3, 2004
    Funny!
     
  7. aventino

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    #7 aventino, Sep 3, 2004
    I always wondered how a 360 spoke. Shouldn't it have a thick Italian accent with that?
     
  8. Buttuz4eva

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    #8 Buttuz4eva, Sep 3, 2004
    actually your tottaly right!

    has yours spoken to you too?
     
  9. titanium360

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    #9 titanium360, Sep 3, 2004
    brad, you know why he attacked you? he wants to know what are you doing to her?
     
  10. Ed P.

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    #10 Ed P., Sep 3, 2004
    Brad You shrunk!! Maybe you should contact the people over at Tidy Bowl and see if they have any positions open...
     
  11. sjmst

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    #11 sjmst, Sep 3, 2004
    Ed, only you and I remember that commercial...
     
  12. Buttuz4eva

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    #12 Buttuz4eva, Sep 3, 2004
    i remmember that commercial the guy shrunk guy in the toilet.
     
  13. Ed P.

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    #13 Ed P., Sep 3, 2004
    lol... I realised when I was posting it that it was for the benefit of the over 40 crowd...
     
  14. Ed P.

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    #14 Ed P., Sep 3, 2004
    NO... He was a little guy floating around in a boat in the toilet. He would startle the people when they opened the lid and he would point out how nasty their bowl was, but that he had the solution to their problem... TIDY BOWL. I remember wishing that just once someone wouldn't notice him in there when they opened the lid...
     
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    #15 Buttuz4eva, Sep 3, 2004
    i do remmember it vaigely
     
  16. idloveaguinness

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    #16 idloveaguinness, Sep 3, 2004
    Now THIS is a guy I gotta ride shotgun with!
     
  17. sjmst

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    #17 sjmst, Sep 3, 2004
    Yeah...a sh#tty job...
     
  18. Black355

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    #18 Black355, Sep 3, 2004
    Ha ha ha ha ha ...
     
  19. wax

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    #19 wax, Sep 3, 2004
    It should speak Italian, too!


    Il bUtTuz U di ringraziamenti è dA Buttuzêva Zen che SONO COSÌ felice ora per 3 anni ero COuPEd in su in un garage ED ora ottengo verso l'esterno giornaliere e posso lascio liberamente e ScArE tutto vi passiamo Da BuTtUZ per amore reale di Zen I voi.
     
  20. Buttuz4eva

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    #20 Buttuz4eva, Sep 3, 2004

    wax you are a one of a kind for sure something to be proud of.

    one less sheep in the world!
     
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    #21 Hubert888, Sep 4, 2004
    brad....that's some funny **** that u photochopped up. :D
     
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    #22 DodgeViper01, Sep 6, 2004
    That is a funny one brad.
     

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