My Ferrari is like a..... (The Metaphor thread)

Strippers are amateurs. Strippers are C8 Corvettes.

Some of you have never dated a stunningly beautiful 37-year-old Thai girl (with a figure that would shame a 22-year-old "Instagram model"), knowledge of men that you assume must have been honed by years working in a Bangkok bar (although she won't admit it), a seductive voice that makes you melt, and an unnatural ability to charm you into doing just about anything, and you're happy to do it. No funny proportions. No loose leather. She ALWAYS looks good, even when she's not trying. The kind of woman that EVERYONE turns to look at when she walks past, and they all wonder who the hell you are and what you did to become the one she's with. But you know she's playing the long game and it's going to get really expensive at some point.

(... or so I've heard.)

 

The metaphor discussion reminds me of one of my favorite Tim and Eric clips: