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  1. RitzCarltonII

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    #1 RitzCarltonII, Oct 7, 2005
    Hey peeps: I was just sitting here in my leather office chair surfing the web on my new laptop, and I was just thinking how in the near future, I would like my entire household to be compiled of nothing but great Italian automobiles...they look great, sound great, and feel great.

    Here's what I want:

    1. Going to the office/church: Maserati Quattraporte (black/black)

    2. Sunday cruises/weekend car/night out on the town: Ferrari 430 (titanium/bordeaux)

    3. Meeting clients/client luncheons: Lamborghini Gallardo (silver metallic/couio)

    What do ya think? Awesome, eh? Sorry no pictures....you all know what these cars look like.
     
  2. darth550

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  3. FerrariF50lover

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    #3 FerrariF50lover, Oct 7, 2005
    Nice choices I would rather have a murci though.
     
  4. BigAl

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    #4 BigAl, Oct 7, 2005
    .....frantically masturbating....AH.HHHHHARSHHHHH.....
     
  5. mkultra

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    #5 mkultra, Oct 8, 2005
    somebody stole my thoughts, dreams, aspirations!?!?
     
  6. RitzCarltonII

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    #6 RitzCarltonII, Oct 8, 2005
    Oh my goodness.....the only people who do that are gay guys.
     
  7. FarmerDave

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    #7 FarmerDave, Oct 8, 2005
    Great tragedies of the past year.

    -Indian Ocean Tsunami
    -Hurricane Katrina
    -This thread.
     
  8. LetsJet

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    #8 LetsJet, Oct 8, 2005
    RC,

    What profession are you going to meet clients in a Lambo?
     
  9. mmm355

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    #9 mmm355, Oct 8, 2005
    Certainly awesome, but once you've lost all your clients, how are going to afford the garage?!!
     
  10. judge4re

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    #10 judge4re, Oct 8, 2005
    Looks like Gentry is back...
     
  11. Jdubbya

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    #11 Jdubbya, Oct 8, 2005

    I just want to know how you fit a john and a ho in there??
     
  12. Gilles27

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    #12 Gilles27, Oct 8, 2005
    No good. It's a bi1ch reaching up for the drive-thru window.
     
  13. MurcieMurcie

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    #13 MurcieMurcie, Oct 8, 2005
    The fact that you stated "meeting clients" in a Gallardo proves that you must not have any...Show clients you are making money and they take their business elsewhere.
     
  14. matteo

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    #14 matteo, Oct 8, 2005
    When I was looking for a house, I would not deal with a agent that was rolling baller style. All it says to me is that they got rich from SCREWING people. I did not see a need to help make the payment on their car.
     
  15. matteo

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    #15 matteo, Oct 8, 2005
    Ask Jimmy
     
  16. Dan Ciezniewzky

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    #16 Dan Ciezniewzky, Oct 8, 2005
    hmm if it's gentry I unerstand the cold responce, but what do you guys have against doing buisness with someone that has nice things?
    To me, being able to show that kind of success tells me they must be doing something right and are very sucessful at it. I'd still have to check for more compertive rates of coarse, but a sucessful person is someone I'd gladly do business with.
     
  17. RitzCarltonII

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    #17 RitzCarltonII, Oct 8, 2005
    Not exactly Murcie. In my small town, we have a reputable dentist who's says that his practice actually grew bigger and bigger with each new Ferrari model he's purchased. This guy has been buying (and selling) new Ferrari's for ten years now, and he's has his fifth Ferrari.

    We all love to talk to him about. He's quite a honest, nice man. However, of course, you have the naysayers and skeptics that are jealous, but the majority of people enjoy seeing his car flying and zooming around town....but I am the biggest fan...lol
     
  18. acehole

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    #18 acehole, Oct 9, 2005
    The only people who masturbate are gay? YOURE GAY. And Im gay. And almost everyone on this board is gay. Sex ED 101.

    The reason no one minds IS because he is an honest man. He is a professional medical practicioner. Youd want your Dentist to be succesful wouldnt you?

    People do feel funny however, when the person thats doing business with them is selling something (sales person), as opposed to providing a service (consultant/doctor/lawyer).

    When your dealing with salesmen, you are for the most part interested in the product, house, utility. You couldnt give a rats ass wheather the sales person is successful or not. However, if your dealing with a service provider (Doctor/Designer/Lawyer/Sales consultant etc..), the product IS the person. You have an interest in seeing them somewhat succesful in what they do.

    So which of the 2 categories do you see yourself fitting in to? Are you selling something? Or are you selling yourself? If you are selling something, let the product or whatever it is you are selling be the 'hero'. You should be the poor old facilitator (In their eyes). If its yourself that your selling, depending on the profession, try and balance out modesty with presentation.

    Take it easy Kid!
     
  19. RitzCarltonII

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    #19 RitzCarltonII, Oct 9, 2005
    IM GAY??!! I think not, sir. Masturbation is just plain filthy and disgusting, ewww.

    Anyway, I am not a salesman, but a person providing a service. Yes, I am selling myself, and particularly because my company's name is my name, -- ----- Incorporated.

    So, I don't think having an entry level F-Car or Gallardo would do any damage to my business.

    Bella Machinna, Ciao!!
     
  20. darth550

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    #20 darth550, Oct 9, 2005
    I can only shake my head and say, "What an idiot!"
     
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    #21 judge4re, Oct 9, 2005
    Don't hold back Darth...
     
  22. FarmerDave

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    #22 FarmerDave, Oct 9, 2005
    What service would that be?
     
  23. matteo

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    #23 matteo, Oct 9, 2005
    Let's break this down....

    He is in the "service" industry.

    His username is that of a hotel.

    He's into flashy cars.

    Remember the hotel scene from "Less then Zero"?
     
  24. LetsJet

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    #24 LetsJet, Oct 9, 2005
    RCII,


    You seem to have a very interesting business.

    Please share......

    Since your business is your name, this is an opportunity to promote yourself.
     
  25. matteo

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    #25 matteo, Oct 9, 2005
    When It comes to Masterbation, there are two types of people.

    Those that do it and those that do it and lie about it.

    Your profile says you are a student
    You have a lot to learn
     
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