My Lunch with Marty

Marty - I knew that you were an oncologist. Just following on the coat tails of others who thought you might spend much of your time in dark orifices. When a protologist comes home and states, "Honey, I had a hard day at the orifice," you know what he has been doing all day.

Wayne, there are plenty more where that came from. Paraphrasing Homer Simpson when Bart suggested he had hit rock bottom, "On no. I can sink much lower than that."

As one of my medical school classmates suggested, there is much more money in vibrating sigmoidoscopes and leather covered protoscopes, or coin operated pacemakers, than talking to patients all day long.

Jim S.

 

Jim, I thought I remember reading that you went to Harvard, and now I hear you went through medical school as well? What haven't you done ?

I guess I need to get myself to Yale for graduate school to keep up! They do have a world famous music program.

 

Jordan - been there, done that. Yes, did undergraduate and graduate study in electrical engineering (trained at small schools in Pittsburgh and Boston), then off to Medical School, and I practiced medicine for 20 years until I realized life could be better in business. Then off to business school (in Boston).

Oh well..., I should have been a proctologist, like Marty.

Jim S.

 

Jim,
It's never too late.Perhaps the rectum is where your niche lies??

 

Marty - that was good...very good. Reminds me of my procto friend who used to play music during his procedure. Only song he would ever play, however, was the Bee Gees, "How deep is your love."

Jim S.

 

So when is the ride?

 

How about Sunday, March 7th?

 

I had fun last week in Calabasas
I asume you did't go yesterday becose of rain.
this sunday 29th I'll me there .... and 3/7

 

Hey Mike

I will proably be there on Sunday if the weather is good.

On the 7th, however, if others are up for that day, then why don't you join us for a run to Santa Barbara?

Last year for this run we went to SB, picked up Marty then made it up to Solvang, down the highway (forget the number) and had lunch at an old stagecoach stop (also forget the name for the moment). I guess I could research my facts before posting but I'm sure someone here will refresh my memory.

It was great fun. One of our best runs.

 

I will be there this Sunday in Calabasas... I got my sedan back, yay!

I have the route from Westwood to the Statecoach Inn by Lake Cachuma. It takes the 101 to the 154 (Stagecoach Road) I think. I'm not on my computer right now so I can't post exact directions, but I can get us to that area turn by turn with odometer mileage. There's a great road that takes along the Zaca Mesa winery, two lane blacktop though there are a couple sections with dips that might pose a problem for Challenge cars/supercars which have even lower ground clearance.

I want to do this drive too. Bob said he would by me lunch if I shave my legs for him.

Sunny

 

Thats what Michael Jackson said. I'll do it if you promise no more cough tests.

Sunny

 

OK - I'm sure you have a picture of this unusual color scheme right (only clam shell and roof red, rest of car black)?? After all you owned the car - You must have a picture right??

 

Art, I am sure there will be at least one car, possibly mine, with an open seat.

Hope you can make it, but the date does not seem to be set yet.

 

JERRY

DONT WASTE YOUR BREATH, BUDDY..


BRUCE

 

Guys- Sun the 7th is fine with me.
Art- You're welcome to ride with me.I'll pick you up at the airport.Guess you will have to synchronize your eta (Callahan taught me that acronym) with the LA guys and their arrival here in Montecito.

 

Bob, tell things we won't believe? No... not Bob! He's a role model to the F-chat Youth. (Jordan and I).

Art, I know I have an extra seat just in case.

Sunny

 

Sunny's right. When I grow up I want to be just like Bob!! In honor of his airmanship, I will found my own airline

Fly the drunken skies of Air Jordan!

 

I'll be there on the 7th... I'll be in the black 308 QV (unless Martin sells it by then!) ... at which point I'll be begging for passenger seats!

See you guys then!

Oh, and there will be no shaving of legs here... sunny what you do in your own time is not our business!! haha...LOL. Marty - can't wait to meet you and see your 575.

Byron