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My new invention REVEALED!!

Discussion in '308/328' started by Birdman, Feb 7, 2007.

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  1. jhsalah

    jhsalah Formula 3
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    Oh my... You DEFINITELY need to call these the "carpet muncher" :D

    In fact, when I order them I want the following to appear on my credit card: "one pair of carpet munchers from Birdman's parts"!!! There's so much sexual innuendo there I don't even know where to begin :D

    By the way, I'm rather short and pull my seat pretty far up. So I tend to fold the rear of the carpet and shove it under the seat control lever. Will the muncher fit a folded carpet, or will it not work too well for me...?

    Good job Birdman...
     
  2. Birdman

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    I seriously doubt that a folded carpet will fit in the muncher. ;)
     
  3. decampos

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    Hey great, that's always annoyed the crap out of me. Good work Birdman.
    Can't wait to get me a set of munchers.
     
  4. Birdman

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    I'm still laughing about that one. I crack myself up....
     
  5. dstacy

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    "Ferrari Under Carpet Keeper" that people would just abbreviate to F.U.C.K., maybe not such a good name.

    How about "Slide Halting Interior Trim"...oops, that would end up as S.H. well you get the idea.

    woo hoo it is slow here today, too much time on my hands.
     
  6. rolindsay

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    Dave, I think that slow day/boring day thing is universal today. Can't keep my eyes open - and I'm at work!
     
  7. dstacy

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    "Carpet Underlayment Negates Travel"....NOPE

    "Automatic Slide Stopper".....CRAP not that either
     
  8. dstacy

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    "Birdman's Interior Trouble-free Carpet Holder".....NO!......Jeesh I give up!
     
  9. dstacy

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    I resemble that remark
     
  10. RVIDRCI

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    crap, now i'm gonna have to adjust my idle with the screw.
     
  11. Birdman

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    WINNER!!!!! ROTFLMAO!!!!
     
  12. dstacy

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    <laughing>

    Could make for some interesting phone calls don't you think?

    "Hello Birdman? I'd like a pair of BI*CH's please."

    You'll have to get a 1-900 phone number.
     
  13. Birdman

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    If you could only think up a good one for D.I.K.E. we would have a winner! I mean, you gotta have a pair of DIKEs for your carpet munching!

    Birdman
     
  14. dstacy

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    hmmmmmm

    "Designated Interior Keeping Extrusion" ??
     
  15. greg328

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    You guys are crazy.. :)

    Sign me up for a pair, Birdman..


    Greg
     
  16. Paul_308

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  17. Perfusion

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    Awesome, Birdman... I just got the email today - can't wait to see 'em in action!

    DStacy - you are insane with the acronymns, my man!
     
  18. Birdman

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    Mat-locs look interesting. What do ya do, pin them into the rug?

    Birdman
     
  19. rolindsay

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    In my 308, it is the carpet that was moving around, not floor mats. The mats seem to stay in place owing to their rubber backing. The snaps that hold the carpet in place are long-since dead and gone.
     
  20. Kevinwi

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    Howdy,

    I just visited your site, Birdman. You've got a beautiful 308!!!

    I agree with another comment, by dstacy, that if I get it, I won't have the annoying cruise control. I refer to it as annoying because it only works when I don't want it to work. :)

    I'll definitely be watching for the Mat Grabber to become available.

    Kevinwi
     
  21. Pizzaman Chris

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    I think i would like a Grabb-er too. :)




    Can it be Salma:D
     
  22. Birdman

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    Thanks man, she is no show car, but she is my baby!
     
  23. Impactco

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    How about "Sliding Limited Under Toes" - Slut-Grabbers

    I just ordered a set. Thanks for the great idea/product!
     
  24. Air_Cooled_Nut

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    Yes.
     
  25. jhsalah

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    Well, it was a really good one, Bird. :D
     

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