My Prince Charming

Cinderella is now 95 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead prince, she happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with a cat named Bob for companionship.

One sunny afternoon out of nowhere, appeared the fairy godmother. Cinderella said, "Fairy Godmother, what are you doing here after all these years"?

The fairy godmother replied, "Cinderella, you have lived an exemplary life since I last saw you. Is there anything for which your heart still yearns?"

Cinderella was taken aback, overjoyed, and after some thoughtful consideration, she uttered her first wish: "The prince was wonderful, but not much of an investor. I'm living hand to mouth on my disability checks, and I wish I were wealthy beyond comprehension.

Instantly her rocking chair turned into solid gold

Cinderella said, "Ooh, thank you, Fairy Godmother".

The fairy godmother replied "it is the least that I can do. What do you want for your second wish?"

Cinderella looked down at her frail body, and said, "I wish I were young and full of the beauty and youth I once had."

At once, her wish became reality, and her beautiful young visage returned. Cinderella felt stirrings inside of her that had been dormant for years.

And then the fairy godmother spoke once more: "You have one more wish; what shall it be?"

Cinderella looks over to the frightened cat in the corner and says, "I wish for you to transform Bob, my old cat, into a kind and handsome young man."

Magically, Bob suddenly underwent so fundamental a change in his biological make-up that, when he stood before her, he was a man so beautiful the likes of him neither she nor the world had ever seen.

The fairy godmother said, "Congratulations, Cinderella, enjoy your new life." With a blazing shock of bright blue electricity, the fairy godmother was gone as suddenly as she appeared. For a few eerie moments, Bob and Cinderella looked into each other's eyes. Cinderella sat, breathless, gazing at the most beautiful, stunningly perfect man she had ever seen.


Then Bob walked over to Cinderella, who sat transfixed in her rocking chair, & held her close in his young muscular arms. He leaned in close, blowing her golden hair with his warm breath as he whispered.........

"Bet you're sorry you neutered me."
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Cinderella wanted so bad to go to tha grand ball. Seeing Cinderella unhappy her fairy godmother appeared and asked what was wrong Cinderella explained that she wanted to go to the ball but didn't have a dress to wear, or transportation. So the fairy godmother granted all of Cinderella's wishes for clothing & a coach to take her to the ball..But Cinderella had one more problem..it was "that time of the month" and she didn't have any tampons. So the fairy godmother turned a pumpkin into a tampon & warned Cinderella to be home before midnight because the tampon too will turn back into a pumpkin just like the coach..
Well as time goes by it gets to 11:30 & no Cinderella....11:45 no Cinderella...it's now 12:15 a.m. and the fairy godmother is really worried..thinking poor Cinderella ...she must be in so much pain...finally 2:30 am rolls around and here comes Cinderella skipping up to her home and she's greeted by her concerned fairy godmother. The fairy godmother asks Cinderella if she's ok and Cinderella tells about the wonderful time she had at the dance, with the music, the food...and this wonderful man she met. The fair godmother asks the name of the fellow and Cinderella replies....Peter... Peter...something or other!!!

 

Cinders is sweeping the steps, ironing the curtains and polishing the coal when he fair godmother appears.
“Name your wish Little One, what ever you want.”
“Well, Fairy Godmother, I’ve thought and dreamed about it and I would really like to become Sarah Piplin.”
“Who? Sarah who?”
“Sarah Piplin! She’s famous! I have a clipping from the Daily Fairystory right here in my worn apron pocket.”
Cinders produces a well fingered and folded sheet of newspaper. The Fairy Godmother takes it from her, opens it up and reads the headline:

SAHARA PIPELINE LAID BY 10,000 WORKERS IN TWO WEEKS.