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  1. louthancomp

    louthancomp Karting

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    #1 louthancomp, Mar 14, 2007
    When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.
    When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I
    decided I needed A passionate girl with a zest for life.

    In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.
    Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

    When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became So dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

    When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with
    her.She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything.
    She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

    When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her.



    She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

    I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big tits
     
  2. TG

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    #2 TG, Mar 14, 2007
    Yeah man, big ol titties...
     
  3. CookieMonster

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    #3 CookieMonster, Mar 14, 2007


    haha that's the funniest thing ive read in a while.
     
  4. audihenry

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    #4 audihenry, Mar 14, 2007
    *in Southern accent*

    Yep, can't go rong with some big, jiggly boobies.

    *pops open a Bud, sticks hand in pants*
     
  5. ski_bum

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    #5 ski_bum, Mar 14, 2007
    Don't forget the flat head, it's a good place to hold your beer. :D
     
  6. PAP 348

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    #6 PAP 348, Mar 14, 2007
    I wish I was single......:(:(:(
     
  7. 2NA

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    #7 2NA, Mar 14, 2007
    The "wanting" is not the same as the "having".
     
  8. Waldoonay

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    #8 Waldoonay, Mar 14, 2007
    +1
     
  9. SGM

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    #9 SGM, Mar 14, 2007
    LMAO!!
     
  10. bennett

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    #10 bennett, Mar 14, 2007
    Now you need an understanding girl, one who will understand the value of a pre-nup :)
     
  11. PAP 348

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    #11 PAP 348, Mar 14, 2007


    I should just kick her ass to the kerb..............where I found her. :D:D
     
  12. James_Woods

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    #12 James_Woods, Mar 14, 2007
    Isn't that what Mr. Spock told his ex after the divorce?
     
  13. DGS

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    #13 DGS, Mar 14, 2007
    No, that's what he told her toy boy when he tossed her over. ;)

    Pon Far combat? And you thought your divorce was vicious. :p
     
  14. EC308

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    #14 EC308, Mar 14, 2007
    PAP, let your girl see this comment and might just get there! LOL
     
  15. Fastviper

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    #15 Fastviper, Mar 14, 2007
    Did I write that in a past life, or while I was married? I dont know but that's weird
     
  16. Tarek K.

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    #16 Tarek K., Mar 14, 2007

    :D, you make me laugh.
    I am still laughing. That's the funniest thing I've read in a long time.
    I think after years of trials and mistrials most of us end at that conclusion :).
     
  17. PAP 348

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    #17 PAP 348, Mar 15, 2007


    She just saw it and kicked me right in the nuts. :D:D:D
     
  18. Christian.Fr

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    #18 Christian.Fr, Mar 15, 2007
    Exellent i read that with pleasure, it s funny and honnet.
    31 years old is not the end of world, you got 9 years again.
    you have time be sur to don t lost her another time.
     
  19. OC Speed Junkie

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    #19 OC Speed Junkie, Mar 15, 2007
    Understand? No, thats why you marry a blond and have the pre-nup paper-clipped in with all the other marriage papers and have all the places for her to sign pre marked. Even if she could read the documents, she most likely wont. Simple solution.
     
  20. PhilNotHill

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    #20 PhilNotHill, Mar 16, 2007
    If it weren't for sex, there would be a bounty on them. :)
     
  21. PAP 348

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    #21 PAP 348, Mar 16, 2007


    Couldnt agree more. :p:p:p
     
  22. RacerX_GTO

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    #22 RacerX_GTO, Mar 16, 2007
  23. wingfeather

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    #23 wingfeather, Mar 16, 2007
    +1
     

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