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My son, my pride and joy. Friday Joke.

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  1. millemiglia

    millemiglia Formula Junior

    Jan 14, 2003
    925
    Stockholm, Sweden
    Full Name:
    Peter B.
    Four friends reunited at a party after 30 years. After a few laughs
    and drinks, one of them had to go to the rest room. The ones who
    stayed behind began to talk about their kids and their successes.

    The first guy says: I am very proud of my son, he is my pride and
    joy. He started working at a very successful company at the bottom
    of the barrel. He studied Economics and Business Administration soon
    he was promoted and began to climb the corporate ladder becoming the
    General Manager and now he is the president of the company. He
    became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line
    Mercedes Benz for his birthday.

    The second guy says: Damn, that's terrific!! My son is also my pride
    and joy, I am very proud of him. He started working at a travelling
    agency for a very big airline. He went to flight school to become a
    pilot and also manage to become a partner in the company where he
    now owns the majority of the assets. He became so rich that he gave
    his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday.

    The third guy says: Well, well, well congratulations!! My son is
    also my pride and joy and he is also very rich. He studied in the
    best universities and became an Engineer. He started his own
    construction company and became very successful and a
    multimillionaire. He also gave away some thing very nice and
    expensive to his best friend for his birthday. He built a 30,000 sq
    ft mansion specially for his friend.

    The three friends congratulated each other mutually for the
    successes of theirs sons. The forth friend who earlier had gone to restroom
    returned and asked:

    What's going on, what are all the congratulations for?

    One of the three said:
    We were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons.

    And then he asked, What about your son?

    The forth man replied:
    My son is Gay and he makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub.

    The three friends said:
    What a shame that must be, that is horrible, what a disappointment you must feel.

    The forth man replied:
    No, I am not ashamed. Not at all. He is my son and I love him just as well, he is my pride and joy.

    And he is very lucky too. Did you know that his birthday just passed
    and the other day he received a beautiful 30,000 sq ft mansion, a brand
    new jet and a top of the line Mercedes Benz from his three boyfriends.

    /Peter
     
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  3. 62 250 GTO

    62 250 GTO F1 Veteran

    Jan 9, 2004
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    Neil
    :( I wish I could dance :O
     
  4. infraredline

    infraredline Formula 3

    Mar 15, 2004
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    John
    HAHAHA That's funny as hell!!
     

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