Nastiest thing you've ever eaten?

puss..........errrr i mean caviar. I wanted to rip my throat out it was so bad.

 

uh, i think for me that would have to have been the worm at the bottom of the bottle

doody.

 

Frogs legs. I had them in some small podunk town in Siberia, where I doubt "fresh gourmet frogs legs" are widely available. I figured they would look like mini chicken wings, but it looks like they chopped a frog in half at the waist and deep fried the rest. The knees and hips were there, and it tasted like dark meat stringy chewy chicken. Blech!

I also ordered some sort of mystery meat the next time. It was pretty bad but I can't say what it was because I dont know.

 

This very strange Korean soup that came complete with eggs inside this horrible hard bulbous gray pods with blue veins crisscrossing the surface.

Sure if they had told me to cut the damn things open and empty the inside into the soup it would have been great, but no I had to eat a soup with these strange grotesque "an alien is going to pop out of my chest" pods floating around.

 

pickled brains in Turkey. Wasn't so bad, but looked awful.

Nice restaurant on the Bosphorus and the eccentric company made it happen.

 

I forgot her name but vegemite is a close second. I don't see how the mates down under can eat that like peanut butter.

 

Ok, so I was not the best cook a few years ago. I didn't really know what the heck I was doing in the kitchen. But I would make attempts every now and then. So, I made pasta and garlic bread for dinner. Sounds pretty innocent. I was eating the garlic bread and noticed it tasted very metallic, but I kept eating anyway until the taste was so overwhelming that I thought I was chewing on foil. So, I flipped the bread over and discovered that it was covered in mold. Bright green metallic tasting mold. I grew mold, cooked it and ate it. Yuck!

 

While Vegemite and Miamite are horrible, I think I'll say the time I was over at a Samoan family's house and they served these big crabs. After eating the legs, they asked my why I wasn't finishing it and they cracked open the body shell and started scooping out and eating the innards. I took one bite of goopy slop and hair-lined digestive tract and spent the rest of the night trying not to puke.

I also remember trying menudo with some Mexican friends - I took a couple of bites of chewy, honeycomb shaped tripe (intestines) and couldn't continue. Didn't mind diced tongue tacos though, but never tried brain tacos (yes, you can order them at some Mexican taquerias, ask for sesos - just make sure it's not an Italian joint where sesso is something else).

While I do like to experiment with foreign foods, I'm not eligible to be a Fear Factor contestant by any means.

 

Anything that my ex-gf made.

Chicken? It tasted like meatloaf.
Steak? It tasted like meatloaf.
Mexican food? It tasted like meatloaf.
Rice, white, steamed? It tasted like meatloaf.
Her meatloaf is the only thing she ever made that didn't taste like meatloaf.

She could even screw up cereal.

 

im not sure about the worst food, but i can say i had a taste of home brewed pure grain alcohol, it was the most discusting thing i ve ever had, one small sip and i thought i was going to puke , NASTY...........................

 

Oh, that reminds me of this Nicaraguan corn meal drink I had once, tasted like puke with similar consistency.

 

About a month ago, I missed a day of work cause I felt like I had the flu, luckily I didn't, it was bronchitis. Doctor prescribed me some antibiotic that was in tablet form. 5 tablets in a blister pack, take one every day.

Around the same time, I had a half eaten blister pack of dentyne ice chewing gum in my desk drawer at work.

As I left for work on the 5th day of taking the pills, I stuck the almost-empty antibiotic blister pack in my pocket.

At work, standing there talking to someone, I had my hand in my pocket and was fondling the antibiotic pack. Except that I had just seen the gum package in my drawer and I THOUGHT I had absent-mindedly stuck it in my pocket.

So I popped the last antibiotic tablet out of the pack, and popped it in my mouth when the person I was talking to wasn't looking. (I didn't want them to ask me for some gum.)

I bit down, and the most foul tasting sh*t I have ever experienced coated my tounge.

I gagged, ran to the bathroom, vomited, rinsed my moth w/ water, vomited again, and rinsed again then brushed my teeth.

The taste of that medicine stayed in my mouth for 4 hours.

 

I particularly enjoy the California Condor. It tastes like Bald Eagle.

DL

 

NICE

 

Vegemite.........without question the most disgusting "food" product ever invented.

 

taste like chicken to me

 

Fried crickets.....they were kinda good

 

Two 12oz. glasses of Milk mixed with vodka, red pepper, garlic powder, chopped onion. Did I forget to say that it was microwaved so that the milk was curdled and the drink very warm?

No joke.

 

boogers.

 

My own vomit. Here is the story.

About two years ago I was leaving a party with my friends and he stopped to help some other guy that was leaving the party after he got his vehicle stuck in a ditch. I stayed in the car as I was too "indisposed" to move anymore. As they were helping this guy out they (the cops) noticed the smell of alchol on the breath of this guy(witht eh stuck truck), so they then proceded to give him a BAC test which he failed as I am told. So they had the guy that was taking me home and my other friend go back to there car and get there information. When tehy came back they told me "Chris the cops are here just lay down and try to make any sounds." (I was still under 21 at this time.) I did so and I got so nervous and I was so drunk while they were standing at the trunk of the car looking at my friends IDs that I started puking. I was trying to puke as quiet as I could and that alone was bad enough. But after I barfed I thought about how pissed I would be to see some fuc k face had jsut puked all voer the place so I then procceded to slurp my own puke, which in turn only caused me to vomit more which meant I had to drink even more barf this went on for awhile and eventually they got back into the car and took me to my house. The next day I told them about it and they had no idea I had even barfed in the back seat. (I guess I did a pretty good job!) I will never forget how disgusting that night was.

 

Tripe, absolutely disgusting

 

I can't stand Sushi or any type of fish, salt or freshwater. What can I say but I have a food allergy.

 

Damn't. You stole mine! I HATE Fish!!!!

 

YOU WIN!!!