need advice

I really need advice on what could be a crucial decision.

I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs...phone rings, but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently, although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

I sometimes stay awake to look out for her cab coming home, but she always comes walking up the drive as I hear the sound of a car leaving, around the corner, as if she has gotten out and walked the rest of the way. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi at all?

I once picked up her cell phone, just to see what time it was. This caused her to go completely berserk. She quickly ******ed the phone out of my hand and cursed me hysterically, screaming that I should never touch her personal property, then accused me of trying to spy on her.

Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to park my 360 next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the street around the corner when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my car that I noticed a small amount of motor oil leaking from underneath.

So... is this something I can easily repair myself or do you think I should take it back to the dealer? *


Credit to user "viajero" on Ninja 250 rider's club for this post


saw this on the benz forum thought it was pretty good

 

Nice first post in the "Ferrari Discussion" section of this site...

ps: dump her and use the 360 to get a younger better looking chick... when the wife comes crawling back eventually you will have already moved on and it's her loss.

 

get outta here

 

First, obviously a troll.

Second, the original poster stated he saw this on another board (an my assumption is modified as a 360).

The joke is supposed to be (as far as I can tell) about fixing an oil leak (the last few lines of the post), which FCars are supposedly notorious for.

James in Denver

 

I got the troll part, didn't read the rest to closely... I'm sure a mod will delete this soon enough.