Need an imaginary friend?

We should chip in and buy him for CDAllen.

 

Any liability issues for future therapy charges?

 

Therapy for CDAllen or for Malcolm?

 

Yes.

Let's make sure all the bases are covered.

 

The Ultimate Sitcom Pitch:

Delusional, young black gay man living in North Dallas with his heterosexual, half-Hispanic imaginary companion who happens to be his business partner and is the "brains" of their real estate operation. Cornelius struggles to find investors and tangible acquaintences while Malcolm helps him gain a sense of self while dealing with his own issues of being an invisible member of society - like his illegal immigrant cousins.





I'M DIALING NBC'S NUMBER RIGHT NOW.

 

UroTrash, FarmerDave, Sfumato, Darth550 and me as staff writers please.

 

Sounds good. Except I'm worried that Uro is going into some sort of post-retirement "Shining" mode.

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We can telecommute. Lowers the chances of him going postal when we're around...

 

.........................Too late.

Gentry's story has already been written!

 

How about CD Allen vs. Gentry in Celebrity Death Match.

I've got dibs on the PPV rights.

 

Would Malcolm be in CDAllen's corner?

I can see the billing now:

Gentry Taggart Wilson Versus Cornelius D. Allen

in

THE BATTLE FOR THE LONE STAR STATE
Friday, November 4th, only on Pay-Per-View

TEXAS AIN'T BIG ENOUGH FOR THE BOTH OF THEM

 

Maybe he would, maybe he wouldn't. That will be one of life's great mysteries.

 

Gee, thanks, Mr. I'm halfway around the world.

I have a friend too, his name is Glock. He doesn't speak much, but when he does it's loud and to the point.

 

I should be stateside Wednesday night...

 

Are you stopping in LA?

 

Redrum for everyone
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This thread really cracks me up...lol.

I have never laughed so hard in my life. ROFL

 

Did you call about an appointment yet?

 

thread jack anyone?

 

Popcorn! READY! GO!

 

Not this trip. Sorry.

 

LOL!

 

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Aww bummer, he'll only ship to the US.