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  1. UroTrash

    UroTrash Four Time F1 World Champ
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    #1 UroTrash, Jan 9, 2005
    In case you missed it, there IS a sperm sorting machine, and I don't mean Paris Hilton:click here
     
  2. Etcetera

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    #2 Etcetera, Jan 9, 2005
    I dated a woman in college that could do that by gargling.
     
  3. redhead

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    #3 redhead, Jan 9, 2005
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  4. SRT Mike

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    #4 SRT Mike, Jan 9, 2005
    why does it say "may help men who are.... smokers".

    Is there something I should know here, guys????
     
  5. UroTrash

    UroTrash Four Time F1 World Champ
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    #5 UroTrash, Jan 9, 2005

    Smoking really whacks (HAHAHA) sperm count, motility and normal forms.
     
  6. maranelloman

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    #6 maranelloman, Jan 9, 2005
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  7. wax

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    #7 wax, Jan 9, 2005
    Now those are Daisy Dukes.
     
  8. bobafett

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    #8 bobafett, Jan 10, 2005
    ****, there's hope for him ... dear lord...

    --Dan
     
  9. Gilles27

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    #9 Gilles27, Jan 10, 2005
    You know how to tell if you've got a high sperm count?


    She has to chew before she swallows.
     

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