Make everyone happy. Races will be held concurrently in Antartica and Sahara, so that both Bridgestone and Michelin can benefit from optimal conditions. Races for Jordan and Minardi will be made with shorter straights so they can use their engines optimally. JPM will be replaced with a monkey. MS will be required to make one pit stop to take a 10 minute nap. Sato will be given a Honda Civic motor so his doesn't blow up. Button will be given a replica BMW Williams car so he believes he is driving a BMW Williams and not a BAR Honda. Max Mosley and Bernie Ecclestone will be replaced by Hooter's girls.
You have obviously spent a lot of time carefully analyzing what it will take to save F1. I will bring your suggestions up (well, except for the last one about replacing me with a Hooter's girl -- Max maybe, but not me) at the next FIA meeting. Again, thank you for your input. Regards, Bernie E.
