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  1. vegas1

    vegas1 F1 Rookie

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    I wonder if Joolia would fall for him as well
     
  2. Aircon

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    yep...that's what i reckon too.
     
  3. Grahame

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    +1
     
  4. Frari

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    Joolia is Rudd is disguise, note how she commenced her campaign with a scheme to reduce carbon emissions by offering a "special deal" for anyone trading a car over 15 years old. Imagine the fun the shrewd car traders and sellers will have with this one, it will make the bats and the school programme look like chicken feed. Great she ran it by the public and parliament first.
    The other worrying thing is whenever they ,the Govt, start to do things with older cars I cringe as they mooted years ago about taking all old vehicles off the road because of the fuel crisis a decade ago, I hope for c-rist sakes they don't start that s-it again
     
  5. scud

    scud F1 World Champ

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    O'brien is taking the sword to swan at the moment.

    Great to see.

    Somehow I think fools will re-elect this government.
     
  6. GTRMagic

    GTRMagic Formula 3

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    Hey Mr Dee Jay....
    Meantime poor old Kevin747 is in hospital having his gall bladder removed. Story Here

    It seems he no longer had the support of his other organs
    At least we now know where the leaks were coming from
    A special operating table will need to used to accommodate the knife still in Kevin747's back
    Keyhole surgery will be used through the knife hole to remove the gall bladder

    :D

    Go Kevin!!
     
  7. Frari

    Frari Formula 3

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    Should have been his pancreas.
     
  8. goober

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  9. Arvin Grajau

    Arvin Grajau Seven Time F1 World Champ
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  10. GERRA456gt

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    i thought they said it was would be in 50 years:confused:
     
  11. source

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    And to think that she is the federal member for my community :S

    so much for the promises she made to us.

    Sorry Australia, we are all screwed.
     
  12. vegas1

    vegas1 F1 Rookie

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    Joolia's partner will be a good friend to all 355 drivers given his vocation.
     
  13. jmillard308

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    Psychology 101

    If you start with a cage containing five monkeys and inside the
    cage, hang a banana on a string from the top and then you place a set of
    stairs under the banana, before long a monkey will go to the stairs and
    climb toward the banana.

    As soon as he touches the stairs, you spray all the other monkeys with cold
    water. After a while another monkey makes an attempt with same result ...
    all the other monkeys are sprayed with cold water. Pretty soon when another
    monkey tries to climb the stairs, the other monkeys will try to prevent it.

    Now, put the cold water away. Remove one monkey from the cage and replace it
    with a new one. The new monkey sees the banana and attempts to climb the
    stairs. To his shock, all of the other monkeys beat the crap out of him.
    After another attempt and attack, he knows that if he tries to climb the
    stairs he will be assaulted.

    Next, remove another of the original five monkeys, replacing it with a new
    one. The newcomer goes to the stairs and is attacked. The previous newcomer
    takes part in the punishment... with enthusiasm.

    Then, replace a third original monkey with a new one, followed by a fourth,
    then the fifth. Every time the newest monkey takes to the stairs he is
    attacked. Most of the monkeys that are beating him up have no idea why they
    were not permitted to climb the stairs. Neither do they know why they are
    participating in the beating of the newest monkey. Finally, having replaced
    all of the original monkeys, none of the remaining monkeys will have ever
    been sprayed with cold water. Nevertheless, none of the monkeys will try to
    climb the stairway for the banana. Why, you ask? Because in their
    minds...that is the way it has always been!

    This, my friends, is how government operates and is why, from time to time,
    ALL of the monkeys need to be REPLACED AT THE SAME TIME.
     
  14. jmillard308

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    Last Saturday afternoon, in Canberra , an aide to Foreign Minister Kevin Rudd visited the Bishop of the Catholic cathedral in Canberra . He told the Cardinal that Kevin would be attending the next day's Mass, and he asked if the Cardinal would kindly point him out to the congregation and say a few words that would include calling Kevin a saint. The Cardinal replied, "No. I don't really like the man, and there are issues of conflict with the Catholic Church over certain of his views." Rudd's aide then said, "Look, I'll write a cheque here and now for a Donation of $100,000 to your church if you'll just tell the Congregation you see Kevin as a saint." The Cardinal thought about it and said, "Well, the church can use the money, so I'll work your request into tomorrow's sermon."

    As the aide promised, Foreign Minister Rudd appeared for the Sunday worship and seated himself prominently at the forward left side of the center aisle. As promised, at the start of his sermon, the Cardinal pointed out that Mr Rudd was present. The Cardinal went on to explain to the congregation, "While Mr Rudd's presence is probably an honor to some, the man is not numbered among my personal favorite personages. Some of his most egregious views are contrary to tenets of the Church, and he tends to Flip- flop on many other issues. Kevin Rudd is a petty, self -absorbed hypocrite, a thumb sucker, and a nit-wit. He is also a serial liar, a cheat, and a thief. I must say, Kevin Rudd is the worst example of a Christian I have ever personally witnessed. He married for money and is using his wealth to lie to the Australian people. He also has a reputation for shirking his Representative Obligations both in Canberra, in Queensland and Overseas . The man is simply not to be trusted." The Cardinal concluded, "But, when compared with Prime Minister Gillard, Foreign Minister Rudd is a saint."
     
  15. Arvin Grajau

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  16. moretti

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    is that a Kew slapper ?
     
  17. Arvin Grajau

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    Just normal person,whom is tired like us all of these failures.
     
  18. scud

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    I'll go out on a limb, steve smith will roll her in a month.
     
  19. Arvin Grajau

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    Will they last till 2013?
    Those fricjking independents,total silence over Thompson
     
  20. sallycarrera

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    Hey.. ya cant knock Thompson.. He proved someone in the Labor Party CAN organize a root in a brothel!!
     
  21. Horse

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    Not a ****ing chance.

    Lol
     
  22. Arvin Grajau

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    the media are calling him a grub?
     
  23. Horse

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    Who?
     
  24. Arvin Grajau

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    one who spent 250k on hookers
     
  25. b27

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    I'm sorry but when you travel on business all expenses are normally covered aren't they to include what normally happens at home. They cover meals, accommodation, transport etc, so why not if your getting some at home then you should get it while away. It's a tax deduction. ;)
     

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