Women can never have enough rules. Anyway, here are some jokes from the girls; and the survey response from 100 guys interviewed; Response to Nicolas Ladies Joke Book; LADIES; What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? - 45 mins. GUYS; Earthquakes and F1 Qualifying permitting. LADIES; How many men does it take to change a light bulb? - None, they just sit there in the dark and complain. GUYS: You trained us. LADIES: What's the fastest way to a man's heart? - Through his chest with a sharp knife. GUYS: Whats the fastest way to a womans heart? Through your credit card with a pair of scissors. LADIES: How do men sort their laundry? - Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable" GUYS: How do women sort their laundry, ask the launderette manageress. LADIES: Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? - The guy who can have a cup of coffee in each hand and still carry a dozen ring donuts. GUYS: Agreed, The most popular woman knows all about the size of ring donuts. LADIES: What is the difference between a battery and a man? - A battery has a positive side. GUYS: Agreed, but women are like dead batteries, no response ability LADIES: What do you call a man who has lost 95% of his intelligence? -Divorced. GUYS: What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence? - normal LADIES: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? - A rumour. GUYS: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive woman? Eve, she was the first and only woman known to have all 3 attributes on this planet. LADIES; A couple are lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world." - The woman says, "I'll miss you." GUYS: The guy says, I wasnt talking to you I was on the mobile phone talking to your sister. Hope you like them says Missogenist Nicola, - yes we loved them says almost speechless Dave. D11VE:J
Nicola, they are all very funny! I could not stop thinking of the look on your face as I was writing them, you luved them go on admit it! Don't know what women worry about, its a womans world, men are like a floor covering, once they have been laid they are walked on for the rest of their lives. D11VE:J