No t-shirt, no flight

He should have worn the t-shirt inside out & be done with it.

 

You can't fly stand by on Continental if you are wearing shorts. I found that out last month. What an arbitrary rule!
BT

 

Have you seen the trailer park ghetto outfits people will try to wear on flights? I personally would love a collared shirt, trousers, ect law on the books. No "wife beaters," cutoffs, shirts with out sleeves, ect. Women in a proper hight weight cup size range can come on practically naked.

 

I see a guy in a cowboy hat in every plane I'm on. What is with that? I never see them on the street, just on planes.

I think it is some secret code or sign or something.

 

Last time I flew, I was wearing a Naughty America T-shirt. No guns there!

 

....and the same goes for drinking apple juice and ginger ale. Nowhere else but on a plane!

 

No love guns either?

 

No way, unless there is an accompanying law that the air temp has to be kept below 75. So many old people on flights are always asking the attendants to turn up the heat. Dude, I wear the lightest clothing of my trip on the flights.

BT

 

Fixed.

 

Wearing tee shirt and shorts is only going to attract attention to yourself. Comfortable polo shirt and nice pants is the way to go, no hassle.

Still stopping someone because there tee-shirt has a gun is absurd.

 

I join my Brother from a different Motherland in asking this question! We want answers!

 

I'm surprised someone's keeping track of my posts.

I'm moving soon, so... no more of that crap from neighbors.

 

Good fix!

 

Ginger ale is for the hospital, too!

 

That's silly.

 

Whats a love gun?

 

I thought it was slang for "penis", but I am 38 years old. I guess I'm an old fart, but man, that kid saying he wanted one really had me scratching my head.