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"nothing a little massage and buffing would not take car of"

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  1. zwodubber

    zwodubber Rookie

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  2. LAfun2

    LAfun2 Three Time F1 World Champ

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    Its ebay, nothing is surprising.
     
  3. bentasm1

    bentasm1 Formula Junior

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    It's just humor.

    -Ben
     
  4. reinerkaiser

    reinerkaiser Karting

    Nov 25, 2003
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    Reiner Kaiser
    this looks like a euro car, no? (km speedometer). I thought older Diablos were almost impossible to convert?
     
  5. Ryan S.

    Ryan S. Two Time F1 World Champ
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    well thats a little bit depressing to look at. i really like his color combo.
     
  6. cgperry

    cgperry Formula Junior

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    I've dealt with this guy before. He's a scumbag and has been banned from ebay under at least two other logins. Stay away.
     
  7. 1975gt4don

    1975gt4don Formula Junior

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    I loved this part about his auction: "...Also, you will not be able to view the vehicle in person (photos only) until after you have paid for it."

    Only Einstein would buy a car like this under those terms.

    I believe that a little bit of Meguires rubbing compound will fix all of the paint. As for the bent frame from the rollover, maybe hire a sumo wrestler to straighten the frame.
     
  8. LAfun2

    LAfun2 Three Time F1 World Champ

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    Chris this has been posted already today, and thus I am merging the threads
     
  9. sportveloce

    sportveloce Formula Junior

    Aug 31, 2003
    431
    The Aussie section
    Like most car descriptions on Ebay. Remember that Busta Rhymes description of his 6.0... ;) hehe...

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    That car (Ebay listed diablo wreck) needs major work. Anyone would be on some serious medication to consider bidding sight unseen.
     
  10. whart

    whart F1 Veteran
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    SeFac: i love his logic. Car must run, because it was being driven when it hit something. Thus, man who jumped from Empire State Building must still be alive because he was breathing right before he jumped.
     
  11. TexasF355F1

    TexasF355F1 Seven Time F1 World Champ
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    At least that car was driven.
     
  12. Nicke

    Nicke Formula Junior

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    eeh, all it needs is a bumpersticker in the back saying " drive it like you stole it"

    It would be hillariouse drving it like that if it was technically ok. :D :D
     
  13. Horsefly

    Horsefly F1 Veteran

    May 14, 2002
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    But if somebody shot the man with a sniper rifle AS he was falling through the air, would THEY be guilty of murder, even though he would be dead 5 seconds later anyway?
     
  14. WJHMH

    WJHMH Two Time F1 World Champ
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    The car is only good for spare partsnow. Looks like the frame rail took a hard hit so there is no point on trying to restore it.
     
  15. aventino

    aventino Formula Junior

    Jun 16, 2003
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    Remember the trial where the wife caught her husband getting a blowjob from his mistress and shot him about half a dozen times, only to find out that he had had a heart attack about 5 minutes previous during the course of the BJ.
     
  16. senna21

    senna21 F1 Rookie

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    WTF??? :confused:

    I'm dying to know how this story ties into this wrecked Lambo...
     

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