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  1. darth550

    darth550 Six Time F1 World Champ
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    #1 darth550, Feb 23, 2004
    A milkman was making his deliveries and found a note attached to a
    customers door saying "I need 45 gallons of milk. " He knocked on the
    door and a beautiful dumb blond answered it. "Is this a mistake?" the
    milkman asked. "No," she said, "I was watching a talk show and it said
    that bathing in milk is a good aphrodisiac."

    "Really," replied the milkman. "Do you want it pasteurized?"

    "No, up to my tits would be fine," she said.

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    #2 tifosi69, Feb 23, 2004
    LOL Hilarious!!
     
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    #3 Kds, Feb 23, 2004
    Gack !!!
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    #4 PeterS, Feb 23, 2004
    I had a blonde girlfriend several years ago that was REALLY stupid. She could never balance her checkbook. To her, an 'outstanding' check was one that was over $300....To her, it was really 'Outstanding' that she was in a position to write a check for such a large amount! I kid you not!
     
  5. darth550

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    #5 darth550, Feb 23, 2004
    I, uhhhhhhhh .................... uhhhhhhh...........uhhhhhhhhhh


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